Posted by Maroon on 8/28/2001, 10:18 pm
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[We're at Lana's PentWhoreHouse] :::KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK::: Lana: Maroonie!!!! Maroon: Dont call me that, b!tch!!! Maroon II: Hi Mom!!! Lana: Hi, son... [They hug] Maroon: Ok I just vommited in my mouth... Here's your son... Two bucks for child support.. And his diaper bag... Have a good life.. Lana: But.... [Maroon walks off and puts his fingers in his ears] Maroon: LA LA LA LA LA!!! [Cut to outside. Maroon walks out of the lobby and crosses the street. He stops and puts on his sunglasses and smiles] :::BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM::: [The penthouse explodes rubble flies everywhere flames shoot out from the top of the building a bunch of canadians are saying, eh eh eh eh?] Maroon: Aaahhh... Freedom at last... Lana: Maroon... Maroon.... Maroon... Maroon: What the fu(k?!?!? Lana: He forgot to give you a hug goodbye... Maroon II: Yeah Dad... Maroon: Mother Focker!!! [fock fockity fock fock]