We’re at Penthouse De’ Lana.
Burt has heard rumors that Maroon is here, and, well, he wants his two dollars.
So, in all good natured spirits, he knocks at the door.
Suddenly. . …
Lana: Hey baby. .. what cha want? *wink wink*
Burt: Well, ma’am. . . um. . I was looking for Maroon, he, um, he was, um, my, you have really big boobies. . . um, he was supposed to give me two dollars. .
Lana: Oh sweetie, he left here awhile ago.
From the background:
Tawnya: Laaaaana, come back to bed, were almost out of batteries!
Burt: Oh. . oh. . oh my!
Lana: Oh Tawny, I think I have an idea!
Lana then gives Burt some money to go get them batteries.
And he does.
And he starts to walk away.
Cause, well, he doesn’t want to interrupt them.
When Suddenly. . . .
Lana: Silly Burt! We would like a little Burt Sammich’, come on in.
And Burt does.
And does
and does some more
And a couple of more times
And takes a nap
Eats some food
Has a little more diggity diggity
Then suggests he call stu
With that suggestion Lana and Tawnyas eyes light up, like the two whores they are.
The end. . . .
OR IS IT!!!!!