Burt is hangin’ at Club Maroon’d when he gets a tingling sensation on the back of his neck.
A wave of evil creeps over him. . .. .
A feeling of infinite sadness even
Maybe its just the midgets
Cause, you know, midgets scare the sh*t out of Burt
They just ain’t right
Anyhoo, Burt senses there is something wrong.
And he’s feeling a little randy, so he decides to visit the biggest whore this side of Delta Burke.
Moments later, via the power of Roleplays, Burt arrives at Casa De’ Lana.
He enters, cause, well, awe, screw you, he just does to find Lana crying in a sad, sad, room.
An empty room, even
The Trophy Room of Nuke.
Burt: Hey Lana, what’s wrong?
Lana: mummmph mumm, mummpppphhh, mum. . ..
Burt: Ooooh, oh, oh oh yeah?
Lana: muuuuumph, mmphh, muuuumphhh!!!
Burt: Well, I’m sorry, but I really couldn’t understand a word of what you just said. Didn’t your mommy ever tell you not to talk with your mouth full?
Lana swallows, cause, well, she’s a whore. But a loving whore.
Lana: Burt, . . . I’m pregnant.
Burt: Really. Well that has to suck.
Lana: And I don’t know who the daddy is either! Its either you, Mr. Maroon, or Shawn Hall. And with Halls incredibly small penis, I don’t know how HE could have gotten me pregnant!
Burt: Oh no, don’t blame this on ME! I couldn’t have did it.
Remember???
Lana thinks back of her, Burt, and Tanwya’s tryst recently. . .and smiles. . .
Lana: Oh yeah!!! I remember, you busted your nut in Tawny’s ass! And one in my face. . . and my ass. . and Tawny’s face. . and. .
Burt: That’s enough. Now get back to suckin’. . whore.
Lana: Oh Burt, you say the sweets things. . mummh. . mummmphhh. .
Burt: Ahhhhhhhhh. ….. .
You know, maybe Maroon or Hall could throw you down the stairs or something . . .a year or so in jail wouldn’t be as bad as some little bastard running around.
Sides, no one loves a pregnant whore, gettin' all fat stuff. . . .
Lana: mummmph. . mummmph. . .mummmmmmmphhhhh!!!
Burt: Awe, fishsticks. . .call Tawnya, I’m feelin frisky
And shut up for awhile. . . ..
And thus this chapter ends.
Stay tuned for “Lana’s a Whore” or “Which Wad Did the Job”
Same Burt Time. . .
Same Burt Channel . . .
Fade b###h. . FADE!!!!