Clearing Up This Problem

    Posted by Maroon on 8/26/2001, 12:32 pm
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    [We're at Lanas Whore House. Hall just left and Burts still combing his pubes. Maroon walks in]

    Maroon: Cmon b###h.

    [Maroon grabs Lana by the wrist and takes her to an abortion clinic]

    Abortion Doctor: Dont you think that abortion is kinda too much for a roleplay???

    Maroon: Hot damn you and your conservatist ideals you nazi asshole!!! Come On b###h!!!

    [Maroon takes her to a respected doctor]

    Maroon: Ok doc.. Abortion is too much for a roleplay.. What I want you to do is remove her womb and put it in this box..

    Respected Doctor: But why..

    Maroon: Hey Im not holding this gun to your head to answer your questions.. Just do it...

    [So the doctor removes the womb and puts it in the box provided. Maroon then drives to Club Maroon'd garage]

    Lana: What are you doing?

    Maroon: Something that will take care of all this shit... I should have kicked you in the stomach when I had the chance..

    [Maroon puts the box with gestating womb inside the time machine and hits some buttons. Lights flash and its gone]

    Lana: What did you do???


    Maroon: I did what needed to be done.. I dont need a kid... and you dont need to be having my kid.. I sent the womb into the future where it can have a life.. prolly live with the Askanini Sisterhood or something.. I dont give a shit.. Just as long as its out of my hair..

    [The whore starts crying when the lights flash again and the time machine shows back up. Lana gets all excited]

    Maroon: What the ####??

    [The door opens and three grown men step out]

    Maroon: Who the #### are you guys??

    Maroon II: Im Maroon the Second..

    Shawn Hall Jr: Im Shawn Hall, Jr...

    Burt Jr: and Im Burt Jr..

    Maroon: Sonuva b###h!!!

    [Not over yet!!!!]