Also Hangin W/ Son

    Posted by Maroon w/ Maroon II on 8/27/2001, 1:31 am
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    [Maroon and Maroon II are sitting at Club Maroon'd drinking]

    Maroon: So, Maroon.. Tell me a little about yourself..

    Maroon II: Well, I used to play football but now Im a wrestler.. Like you...

    Maroon: Really.. thats good.. Have you won any championships??

    Maroon II: No not really.. Ive come close.. but never one the big one...

    Maroon: Oh thats too bad...

    Maroon II: Yeah they all make fun of me.. About my nuts hanging out of my windshorts..

    Maroon: Do they??

    Maroon II: Yeah.. And how I like to grab bears.. And that my wife is gay and is a whore and I say 'no' and shes not..

    Maroon: Ummm.. you dont say??

    Maroon II: Yeah and they make fun of my finisher all the time too..

    Maroon: Please no..


    Maroon II: Yeah its called the Maroon Spike.. I always say.. 'Noone Will Survive The Maroon Spike!!!' And they make fun of me..

    Maroon: Please god no.. You ever been hit in the head with a shoe??

    Maroon II: Twice last night..

    Maroon: No.. It cant be!!!!


    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    [Why God Why???]