Posted by Maroon/Prodigy on August 10, 2001, 6:18 pm
152.163.204.73

[Maroon suddenly wakes up in his bed in a cold sweat. He's out of breath. And it takes him a minute to realize where he is. He then jumps out of his bed runs and washes his face with cold water and looks in the mirror. He's still confused. He runs to the phone and dials] :::RING::: :::RING::: :::RING::: Voice of Prodigy: Hello?? Maroon: Ed... Good.. You're home... Dont go anywhere.. I'll be right over... Voice Of Prodigy: Ok, bro.. :::CLICK::: [Maroon hangs up the phone and gets dressed. He runs out his apartment door. and gets in his 1976 Dodge Aspen and sees that its low on gas] Maroon: Dammit.. I see that Im low on gas... [Maroon drives to the Exxon TigerMart and puts a tiger in his tank] Maroon: 27 dollars unleaded on pump 9 please... Fat Lesbian Clerk: Anything else?? Maroon: Yeah some sweetarts.. Fat Lesbian Clerk: Anything else?? Maroon: Yeah a 64 oz coke.. Fat Lesbian Clerk: Anything else?? Maroon: Yeah some of that porno behind ya.. Fat Lesbian Clerk: Anything else?? Maroon: .......... Fat Lesbian Clerk: sir?? [Maroon looks up from his porno] Maroon: Nah.. This will do.. [Maroon pays for the stuff and drives off in his car. To Edward Stevens house.. In Houston Texas... 230 miles away] [Maroon sings to Godsmack] Maroon: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! [Maroon sings to Disturbed] Maroon: OHH AH AH AH AH!!! [Maroon sings to Rob Zombie] Maroon: YEEEAAAAAAAAH!!! [Maroon stops in Schulenburg to take a wizz] Maroon: wizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Damn 64 oz Coke... [Maroon gets back in his car and continues to drive the other half of the trip.] Maroon: Time to get in my car and continue the other half of my trip.. [Maroon gets out of range of any good radio stations and has to listen to country. Maroon sings to country. But makes up his own words. Like take this one from Faith Hill... 'Breathe'] Maroon: I can feel your pee.. Its washing over me... [or this little diddy.. By Brooks and Dunn.. 'My Maria'] Maroon: Gonnareah!!!! You know I came a long long way... [He finally gets pissed off at the country and finally hits the houston airways] Radio: You're listening to The World Famous KRBE.. Where we play Destinys Child.. All Day.. Everyday... [Maroon switches the station] Radio:.... The Buzz.com where we play Train.. Drops of Jupiter all day... everyday... [Maroon switches the station where a nice beat starts playing and Maroon starts singing] Maroon: You got a run in your panty-hose.. even your daddy knows.. That youre sucking down chocolate like daddy-os.. You Ho's are horrible, horrendous.. On taxes you writtin off ho's as a bidness.. It a Ho-rizon.. It aint suprisin.. its just a Ho-asis.. with ugly chick faces.. [Maroon runs over the curb] Maroon: Curb Check... [and then tries to run over some pigeons] Maroon: Hot Dammit!!! [He pulls into the driveway. Parks behind the mustang and goes to Eds room] Prodigy: Hey bro.. Maroon: Hey bud.. Prodigy: So what did you need to talk to me about? Maroon: Oh.. I bought some porn.. Prodigy: Thats it.. I got porn under my matress.. Thats the big problem?? Maroon: Oh.. no.. I mean.. I had this dream that we were in the EWA.. And I came back from not wrestling to team with you and we were going to be a tag team.. But nothing ever happened.. They kept running long on Loners entrances and old reruns of the CW and DWO fueds that we didnt get any TV air time and when we were going to be on TV they cancelled the whole show and when we finally got the time it was crap.. And then we were going to have a shot at the Tag Team Titles but that never happened and we ended up the EWA tag team champions anyways.. And we played putt putt.. And you had this masturbating monkey and we signed it up in a cock fight and we won a thousand dollars.. and there was this tamale selling mexican there.. and Nuke was there.. Im sure he sucked.. But he was there... And it was just fecked up... Did we do any crack last night?? Prodigy: You know.. I had the exact same dream.. Maroon: You dont think?? [Prodigy stands up and both men lift their shirts and theyre wearing EWA Tag Team Championship Belts] Maroon and Prodigy: ARRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [Kelly.. Can you handle this??? Michelle... Can you handle this??? Beyonce.. Can you handle this?? I dont think you can handle this...]