Becoming A Mentor

    Posted by Maroon on August 17, 2001, 1:24 am
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    [Maroon is doing a roleplay. Nuke is no where to be seen in this roleplay]

    Maroon: Yes, Ed.. I saw your ass on TV.. Its great.. Its sweet.. Ive seen it.. I'll let it sign an autograph for me tomorrow... Its late bud.. I have to catch my flight in the morning and stuff.. I'll see you wherever the plane lands and shit..

    Prodigy On Phone: You know it, Bro... I'm Edward Stevens.. And My Ass Is....

    :::CLICK:::

    Maroon: Yeah that can get annoying...

    :::KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK:::

    Maroon: What the hell?!? Its almost 12.. Why the hell is someone knocking at my door.. It better not be Nuke.. I told him to stay out of my roleplays..

    [Maroon opens the door and sees this dude there. He's wearing camo pants and afro blond hair]

    Maroon: Who the hell are you??

    Duke: Hi.. Im Duke..

    Maroon: Of course you are... How may I help you??

    Duke: Well sir.. I am a wandering soul in need of some guidance.. I would like to be a professional wrestler.. But dont know where to start..

    Maroon: And this concerns me how??

    Duke: I would like for you to become my mentor.. With you as my mentor. I will be great and noone will stop me from becoming a world champion..

    Maroon: Hmm... not bad potential... You got any money??

    Duke: Ummm.. 40 bucks..

    Maroon: Ok that will do... First off.. Do you like any sports..

    Duke: Yeah..

    Maroon: What??

    Duke: football..

    Maroon: You mean soccer??

    Duke: Yeah..

    Maroon: Ok youre going to forget that.. football sucks.. you dont want anything to do with that.. ok??

    Duke: Yes sir...

    Maroon: You have any pets??

    Duke: Just my dog sir..

    Maroon: Whats its name??

    Duke: His name is Batches sir...

    Maroon: Ok.. umm.. Ok.. I'll take you in.. But first I have a flight to catch tomorrow.. So I need you to change the oil in my car and rotate the tires before the morning ok??

    Duke: Thank you so much Mr Maroon.. I'll be your best student.. I'll keep my hands out of my windshorts and everything.

    Maroon: 'Atta boy.. Now I need to go get some sleep.. I have a busy day of beating the crap out of the junkie and winning the World Title Tumble...

    Duke: Goodnight Sir...

    Maroon: Goodnight young Duke... And make sure you clean up any mess..

    Duke: Yes... s...

    :::SLAM::::

    Maroon: What a weird kid... Must be canadian...

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