Posted by Maroon on August 17, 2001, 11:41 am
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[So, Its the day of the big card, and Maroon is at the baggage pickup at the airport wherever the card is being held tonight] Little Boy: Hey you're Maroon arent you?? Maroon: Sure.. Little Boy: I just want to say youre my favorite wrestler. You and Prodigy make a good team. Maroon: I know.. Little Boy: Are you ready for your match against JC Larriett tonight?? Maroon: What the hell?!?! How does a little boy know about a singles match that is going on tonight?? This isnt boxing. Cards arent posted on the marquee... You know its stupid that little kids like you come up to wrestlers and ask them if they are ready for their match when theres no way in the world that you would know who I am facing tonight in singles competition, let alone get close enough to me without me kicking you in the nut.. Little Boy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Maroon: Oh Jaysus tapdancing christ... Hey boy.. If I give you an autograph will you shut up?? Little Boy: Yes I would... Maroon: Good.. Then here you go.. [maroon pulls out an autograph from his jacket and gives it to the boy. the boy is happy.. until...] Little Boy: Hey... this isnt you.. Its Celine Dion... Maroon: A deal's a deal.. Now shut the hell up and leave me alone... [The boy leaves upset and ol Edward Stevens shows up] Prodigy: Hey Bro... Maroon: Hey bud. When'd your flight get here.. Prodigy: About 20 minutes ago. I heard a boy crying and knew you had to have something to do with it.. Little Boy: Hey you're 'Prodigy' Edward Stevens arent you?? Prodigy: Yep.. Maroon: Oh lord... Little Boy: Are you ready for your match against Psycotic tonight?? Maroon: For the love of Burt... Security!!! [Airport security comes over] Airport Security: What is it sir? Maroon: This little boy said that he has a bomb and that he is willing to use it if he doesnt get what he wants.. Little Boy: wha?? Airport Security: FREEZE!!! [Airport security rushes the boy and stuns him with tazers and shit and cart him away] Prodigy: That was cool.. Maroon: All I wanted to do was get my bag.. Hey there I am.. can you get that bag for me?? Prodigy: Sure... WHOOOOOOOOOF!! [Stevens tries to pick up the bag but doesnt realize that its that heavy and drops it] Prodigy: What the hell do you have in there?? A dead kid?? Maroon: Well he was alive when I put him in there.. Hope he's not dead.. Duke In Luggage: Yes Im still alive.. Just with a very bad charlie horse.. Prodigy: What the hell?!?! Who's in there.. Duke In Luggage: Im Duke... Maroon is my new mentor.. Maroon: Thats Duke.. He wants to be a wrestler.. So, Im going to give him some advice, take him on the road.. crap like that.. Prodigy: Why is he in that bag?? Maroon: I dont know the kid.. He showed up on my doorstep last night.. Im not buying him a plane ticket to wherever the card is.. He's riding in the luggage.. Prodigy: Ok.. whatever... Lets go.. I already have my bags... [They start walking and pass the rent a car place] Prodigy: Are we going to rent a car?? Maroon: Nah.. we'll catch a cab or something.... [Maroon spots a chauffer holding a sign that says 'NUKE'] Maroon: theres the or something... [They walk to the chauffer] Maroon: Hi there.. Im.. Nuke.. Prodigy: Yeah.. he's Nuke.. [The Chauffer punches Maroon right in the face] Maroon: OWWWW!!! Chauffer: That's for sucking and being an idiot... ... Right this way.... [Maroon holds his nose and starts dragging his bag and Stevens follows] [Theyre walking down the sidewalk and see another chauffer holding a sign that says 'Blake Norris'] Maroon: Blake said that he didnt need a ride.. So you can leave... [They walk farther to the limo and see another chauffer with a 'Conrad' sign] Maroon: He's dead.. you can leave... [Force Sign] Maroon: Has diarreah really bad from eating pancake batter.. You should just leave... ['Hardcore Icon' Sign] Maroon: Is making out with some old lady in terminal two.. He's getting a ride with her.. ['Hardkore Kydd'] Maroon: You're giving him too much credit.. He's not able to read his own name.. He's lost trying to find his way out of the phone booth... [JC Larriett] Maroon: You spelled that one wrong.. Its CJ Harriett.. He's never going to find it like that.. Even being stoned... ['Two Dollars'] Maroon: ............... ['Johnson ONeil'] Maroon: Umm.. He works here?? ['Psycotic'] Maroon: You forgot the 'H'... Prodigy: How long is this damn skywalk?? Maroon: I dunno.. And why do all these wrestlers have limos all of a sudden? ['Maroon'] Maroon: Hey thats me... Lets use this one Ed.. Im tired of walking and I dont want to get punched by the Anti-Nuke Chauffer... [They get into the limo and drive off to the arena while Nukes Chauffer turns around and doesnt see 'Nuke' and gets pissed because 'Nuke' stood him up and is going to punch 'Nuke' in the face again next time they cross paths]
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