Posted by Maroon on August 22, 2001, 4:44 pm
198.96.18.46

[So we're at Club Maroon'd in San Antonio, TX. Nuke is in the hospital with an impacted rectum. And Maroon is enjoying the priviledges of owning his own bar. Lots of free beer] Maroon: So you're saying...... I'm 'the man'... And you are the victims.. Of an oppresive, tyranical, disciminating democracy?? Jimmy: JIMMMMMMMMMMAY!! Maroon: Man, that SUCKS!!!! You know, Im going to do something about that... Right after I vomit.. [Well, Maroon goes to vomit in the ladies bathroom and comes out] Maroon: Hey Cameron... Theres a mess in the chicks crapper.. You might want to clean it up... Cameron: Asshole... [When theres a knock at the door] :::KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK::: [I mean three knocks] Maroon: Who is it?? Shawn Hall: Land Shark!!! Maroon: Cool.. My land shark arrived.. [Maroon opens the door all excited and sees Shawn Hall and gets all depressed] Maroon: Oohh.. hey ass.. Shawn Hall: Its great to see you too, ass.. I better get a better reception then that.. Im on my European Vacation right now... Maroon: Sorry, Shawn.. Come on in.. I'll get you a Heiniken or Guiness... Shawn Hall: Sounds good.. Ill take both.. [So Maroon gets Hall some drinks. Maroon gets Maroon some drinks and they sit at a table] Shawn Hall: So, maing... Whats going on with you and Ed?? Maroon: Its complicated dude.. Shawn Hall: Well it appears to me that you're just making it worse.. So whats up?? Maroon: What if I said nothing?? Shawn Hall: I wouldnt believe you.. Maroon: Well the problem isnt me.. Ok.. And Im not saying its Ed either.. He's still young.. He doesnt know the business like you and I do.. Shawn Hall: So why havent you talked to him?? Maroon: Cause I need a bit of time to sort things out in my head.. Its nothing personal against Ed.. he's my brother.. And I support everything he does.. And if I were him.. I'd be confused as hell also.. But he doesnt realize.. its not about him.. Shawn Hall: Then who is it about?? Maroon: Well, me.. When the SCW re-opened.. I saw it as a chance to start anew.. Im still young. Ive got a lot of years left.. The reason why I quit was to let the others move up.. But no one did.. Not one of those idiots proved themselves to be 'the shit' The Jackel, Norris, Conrad... and all the rest.. Theyre idiots.. I wasnt asked back as Vice President of the company.. And I couldnt stand back and watch a company become a joke.. Yeah Im a big fish in a small pond.. But its now my pond.. And I can change what I want.. Do things when I want.. Shawn Hall: But we've always done things when and where we wanted too.. Thats why we rule the place.. But what you did to Ed.. Its gone way past the days of unabashed hyjinx... Midget Krow: .............. Maroon: Hot dammit.. Get back in the closet or Im going to get the vacuum after you.. Shawn Hall: You need to talk to Ed.. Let him know its not his fault.. Maroon: Nah.. I dont want to call on the phone.. Shawn Hall: So talk to him this friday.. Maroon: Friday?!?! Shawn Hall: Uh.. yeah.. The show.. Maroon: What date would that be?? Shawn Hall: Umm.. the 24th.. Maroon: Sweetness... That's perfect.. Thanks for the idea Shawn... Shawn Hall: Uhh.. You're Welcome.. Perry Saturn: HEY!!!! Maroon: Hot dammit Perry... Get back in the closet or Im going to get the vacuum.. Patches: Arf? Maroon: Hey Patches... C'mere boy... Yeah.. thats right youre the bestus dog in the whole world... Shawn Hall: Hey that dog is pretty cool.. Maroon: Wanna pet him?? Shawn Hall: No thanks.. I got to get going.. Gotta catch a plane back to Europe.. Or somewhere else that I might decide at a later time... Waiter Burt: Your bill, sir? Shawn Hall: My bill, what is this Maroon?? Maroon: Thats right.. The bestus dog in the world!!!! Patches: Arf? Shawn Hall: Right, So.. Umm. Its only two dollars for two imported beers?? Waiter Burt: Yes sir.. [The Bestus Dog Ever]