Posted by Maroon well Not Really on August 23, 2001, 2:48 pm
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[This is a Maroon roleplay. Even though Maroon's not around. And Stevens is. Does not make this a Stevens roleplay. Its simply storyline. Theres a knock at Club Maroon'd door] :::KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK::: [sorry, i mean three.. always screw that up. But its Stevens. He's looking for Maroon. But Maroon still isnt there] Cameron: Hey Edward.. Prodigy: Hey Cameron... Is my brother here?? Cameron: Nope.. That asshole of a brother of yours took off this morning as far as I know he was heading to whereever the show is going to be tomorrow.. Prodigy: Dammit.. He knew I was coming. And he takes off like that... Cameron: Well, he seemed in high spirits when he left.. Not like his usual asshole self.. Usually how he is when you or Shawn 'Connected At The Tit' Hall are around.. Prodigy: Really?? You're not screwing with me too, chick?? Cameron: Hell no.. Your brother is an asshole.. I know that.. But I work for him.. Whatever problem he has with you is his own.. He doesnt think for me or anyone else here... Prodigy: I know Cameron.. But he's got me royally confused.. [A pregnant chick in a bikini walks past] Pregnant Chick In A Bikini: Hi there sweety... Youve got a sweet ass.. You care to be a judge in a pregnant bikini contest??? Prodigy: ............. Pregnant Chick In A Bikini: Well, we'll be over there after you think about it... Bye Sweet ass... Cameron: Go away already... Prodigy: Umm.. what was that about?? Cameron: Youre cornhole brother decided that it would be good for business if he had a Pregnant Chick Bikini contest... Prodigy: And is it?? Cameron: Hell yeah.. I dont know what it is about these San Antonian assholes.. But they love pregnant chicks in bikinis... Especially in the third trimester... Prodigy: Well, its good to see that he hasnt lost his sense of humor.. Cameron: You call that humor.. I call it sick.. Have you seen what runs around in this place... cows, moose, squirrels, retards, midgets that he uses to mock his opponents... Midget Krow: ............... Cameron: Dammit.. What were you told about leaving the closet... PERRY!!!! [Perry Saturn starts chasing after Midget Krow with a vacuum] Perry Saturn: Pigs chew their food so they can regulate the smoking habits of gold fish!!!!! Midget Krow: ..........!!!! ...........!!!! ...., ..... ......!!!!!! Cameron: As you can see nothings changed... Prodigy: Yeah it has.. I dont know anything about my brother... Cameron: Im really sorry, Edward.. I dont know what climbed up that assholes asshole.. But I know he was planning a suprise for you tomorrow.. And from what I could tell it was a good suprise.. He wouldnt tell me what was going to happen, but I do know he made a few calls last night after Hall left.. A local one.. and two to Houston.. I assumed he was finally calling you... Guess not... Prodigy: Doesnt really matter.. Anyways.. I should get going... Cameron: Dont be silly Edward.. Stay a while.. I dont mind.. Get something to eat or some rest before you take off.. Prodigy: You sure??? Cameron: No problem at all.. Who do you think runs this place.. Your Brother??? Prodigy: Heh.. you gotta point.. Sure I'll stay a bit.. Cameron: Great.. Have a seat and I'll get you something to drink.. Prodigy: Sweet.. [Cameron walks off and Stevens goes and has a seat at the table] Pregnant Burt In A Bikini: Hey there.. you got two bucks?? Prodigy: Oh dear lord... Pregnant Burt In A Bikini: What?? Prodigy: Thats just not right man.. Its just not right... Midget Krow: .............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vacuum: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Perry Saturn: Jolly Rancher candies are good so young girls can goto college..... Midget Krow: ...........!!!!!!! .................!!!!!! [You're Welcome]