Posted by Maroon on August 29, 2001, 11:13 pm
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[So Maroon is in the parking lot of Club Maroon'd he just drove up from his chicks place. She's mexican you know. And you know what they say about them mexican chicks. It's all true... Yep yep.. All of it... They're family is from mexico. So she just got done whacking it or something and Maroon gets out of his car] El Pinga: Why am I here?? Maroon: Because I need someone to talk to me in my roleplays.. Its gotten hard to find people I havent pissed off just yet... El Pinga: Ah yes.. You are talking about your brother.. Yes, he has.. how you say...ah yes.... a nice ass.. Maroon: Dont tell me about my brothers sweet ass.. I heard all about that for months and months.. One chick at the mall comes up to him and says... 'My you have a sweet ass, Id like to take a bite outta your butt' And Ed was like.. Oooooooooooh.. Did you hear that Maroon.. She said I have a sweet ass.... Hot damn the boy made a gimmick out of it... El Pinga: Is that it?? Maroon: Oh yeah.. The Houston footbal team, The Texans is the most generic name for a football team EVER!!! Its like the people of Houston wanted the most generic name so they wont be confused where theyre from.. And the Houston Astros.. Even though they are 3 and a half games ahead of the Cubs.. They always screw it up in the play offs... They always do.. Houston doesnt support them.. Theyre going to #### it up.. And #### it up bad. And I heard that the Olympics is going to Houston in 2012.. Well pardon me while I go reserve my seats at the Cynthia Mitchel Pavillian.... El Pinga: ......... Maroon: What?? El Pinga: That was.. how you say?? Ah yes.. pretty random... Maroon: Ah well, who gives a sh... Burt: Mr Maroon... Maroon: And you are?? Burt: Thats just it.. Im tired of you not knowing my name.. Maroon: Pish posh.. Burt: And I want my two dollars right now... Maroon: Ok fine.. Here's a lotto ticket... Burt: Fine.. and if I win anything Im not splitting it with you.. Maroon: Knock yourself out.. [Burt scratches the ticket and realizes he just won 20 bucks and screams] Burt: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEE! Maroon: Is that really needed?? [Cameron, Stevens,Guy from Galaxy Quest, A Black Guy and a Ho come out of Club Maroon'd into the parking lot] Cameron: Man hes about as happy as the blacks were when they reached the North. Prodigy: ...... Guy: ........ Black Guy: ........ Ho: ....... [Maroon sees Stevens] Maroon: Hey Fockers... Whats the big deal??? Ed, what the hell are you doing here?? [Maroon charges for Stevens. Stevens charges for Maroon........ then Halls car drives inbetween them and stops. We hear a lound thump] Car: Thump!!! El Pinga: Ah.. he has.. how you say?? Ah yes.. Good Bass... [We see Stevens and Maroon standing. Then a Midget comes from behind the car shaking his head and gets in the back seat.] Hall: I dont think so. Were not goin to have that here or now. Stevens get in the car. [Stevens glares at Maroon and gets in the backseat. They drive off and fades to black with Maroon staring at the car.] Maroon: You know something black guy?? Black Guy: What's that?? Maroon: Well.. One.. Youre not very handsome.. And two.. My brother sucks ass.. He doesnt have a sweet ass, he doesnt have his own club, he doesnt have a car with character, he doesnt have a world championship, and he doesnt have the bestus dog in the world.. Aint that right, patches?? Patches: Arf? [Thats right]