Posted by Maroon on August 30, 2001, 9:33 pm
66.69.80.230

[Maroon is somewhere in Canada] Cole Dawson: Welcome to The Champions Club.. Are you on the list?? Maroon: Of course Im on the list.. Im Edward Stevens dammit.. Cole Dawson: Im sorry I dont see your name on the list.. Mr Stevens... Only champions are allowed in.. Its a private club.. Maroon: So youre saying that since my name is Edward Stevens and Ive never been a champion I cant come in here?? Cole Dawson: Yes sir.. Im sorry.. Maroon: Well good shit.. Because Im Maroon.. Im the SCW World champ.. move that velvet rope and let me in Mox... Cole Dawson: Very well, sir.. Maroon: What a nice man... [Dawson moves the ropes and Maroon steps through the door to the smoke filled club] Maroon: Hey Jeff... Jeff Jarrett: Hiya Maroon... Maroon: Hiya Vader... [Vader doesnt answer because he's eating a whole bunch of chicken wings] Maroon: Hey Sid.. Psycho Sid: Im the ruler.. of the world... Maroon: Right... Hi Jiru!!! Jiru-San on Phone: FIVE MINUTES NOW!!!!!! Maroon: Ok catch up with you later... [Maroon sits down at the bar next to this chick] Maroon: Hi chick.. Chick: Hi.. [Maroon smiles then looks around for the bartender. He looks down one way of the bar and sees people with their drinks. He looks down the other way and sees people with their drinks but doesnt see a bartender] Maroon: Wheres the bartender?? Chick: Oh he's there.. You just have to say your order.. Maroon: But I dont see anyone.. How will they know what I want.. Midget Bartender: ........ [Maroon gets suprised and looks down] Maroon: Damn.. Ok half pike.. Umm.. gimmie a Bud Light... [The Midget Bartender gives Maroon his bottle] Midget Bartender: ......... Maroon: Five bucks?!?!? Screw that crap... Maroon spits the beer back in the bottle.. [Maroon starts to leave] Maroon: Bye Sid... [Sid doesnt answer because he is busy stabbing someone with some scissors] Maroon: Bye Vader... [Vader still doesnt answer because he is busy eating chicken wings] Maroon: Ive never seen a man.. eat so many chicken wings... Jeff Jarrett: Aint that great?? Maroon: See ya Jeff... [Maroon walks past the front door and wipes a booger on COle Dawson] Maroon: Bye Mox... [WHAT?]