Back At Home...

    Posted by Maroon on August 14, 2001, 1:13 am
    24.160.151.139

    [Maroon comes through the doors of Club Maroon'd in San Antonio, TX. Yeah I know he was just in houston playing games, but that was recorded earlier. This is live. Anyways. Maroon comes in the doors]

    Maroon: LUCY.. IM HOME!!!

    Lucy: Who gives a shit?!?!

    Maroon: Damn, ho.. forget you then.... DREW... IM HOME!!!

    Drew: Like I give a shit..

    Maroon: Looks like its a tag team crimson wave match.. Bunch of Bleeding Vagina Chicks... I'll Be in my office if anyone needs me..

    [Maroon goes to his office looks at his phone and sees that he has phone messages, he presses the blinking red light.]

    Voice Mail Lady: You Have Two Messages..... Message One...

    **BEEP** Hey, Bro.. Its Me, Ed.. I just wanted to tell you something that I forgot when you were here... MY ASS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SWEEEEEEEEEET..

    **BEEP** MESSAGE ERASED!!!

    Second Message..

    **BEEP** Maroon.. This is Burt.. .I want my two dollars.....

    **BEEP** MESSAGE ERASED!!!

    You have no new messages...

    :::CLICK:::

    Maroon: Ok.. So what to do.. Um..

    [Cameron comes in the office]

    Maroon: Cameron... Umm.. dont you see Im busy??

    Cameron: You were just standing there.. You werent busy...

    Maroon: Well then dont you ever knock??

    Cameron: No..

    Maroon: Then what the hell do you want?? Are you on the rag too??

    Cameron: Yes.. and Heres the file for this fridays card...

    Maroon: Ahh.. yes.. I forgot.. I still wrestle..

    Cameron: Yeah.. We forget too... Whats this I hear about you Killing Nuke...

    Maroon: Oh that was just a bad series of events.. Nukes over it now..

    Cameron: Right.. So are you going to look at the file or do you want me to go over it with you again??

    Maroon: I think we both know the answer to that question..

    Cameron: Well you have a match with J.C. Larriett..

    Maroon: Larriett.. Larriett... Larriett?? Why does that name sound familiar??

    Cameron: ...... He wrestles in the SCW with you..

    Maroon: Hmm.. I figured that much out.. Did he do anything important??

    Cameron: He was the first IC Champion of the SCW..

    Maroon: And that means what to me??? That he's like Pat Patterson?? Larriett is old and gay?? Im sorry.. Im not getting in the ring with him.. Not that theres anything wrong with that..

    Cameron: He's not old.. And anyones sexual preference is there own business and not that of any others..

    Maroon: So far.. Im unimpressed.. Anything else..

    Cameron: He had a brief fued with Arnold Layne for the World Title..

    Maroon: Yeah so did I.. Did he win it??

    Cameron: no..

    Maroon: Ohh..Thats right.. Because when I feuded with Layne.. I won the title from him... And not Harriett..

    Cameron: Its Larriett..

    Maroon: Whatever.. Is this match for any title or whatnot??

    Cameron: No.. no title is on the line.

    Maroon: Well that does smell fishy.. Call Tyson have that changes.. I want a title on the line..

    Cameron: There will be no title on the line.. You're also going to be in the Rumble for the World Title in the main event...

    Maroon: Oh I know this part.. Im going to be Number 30.. I called it first... And as much as Ed's been a bothersome to me the past couple days.. Change his back from number one to number 29.. Give CJ Harriett.. Number 1..

    Cameron: Do you just get more retarded the later it gets or is it only when youre around me???

    Maroon: What answer will make you leave faster???

    Cameron: Dick..

    Maroon: Ho..

    [Cameron slams the folder down on the desk and storms out the door yelling profanities and shit. While Maroon settles back in his nice leather chair and takes a nap at 12:13 in the morning]