Posted by Maroon on September 2, 2001, 11:58 am
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[We're at Club Maroon'd people are all gathered for the days festivites. Its a pregnant bikini contest and 99 cent miller draft] Maroon: Hello and welcome to the first annual Club Maroon'd Pregnant Bikini Contest... I am your world champion.. Maroon and I would like to thank all of you for coming out here today for the party... Let me introduce to you guys the four contestants... Starting first... Shes 27 years old.. Married has two kids already.. and is in her 27th week. Ladies and gentlemen.. Please put it together for... Sarah!!! [The crowd cheers as Sarah walks out] Maroon: Our next contestant is 24 years old.. She says she has a boyfriend... But I think we'd all still do her.. Shes in her 30th week... lets give it up for ... Leslie!!! [Leslie walks out and everyone is happy] Maroon: Our next contestant is having her 14th kid... She's in her 35th week... and shes 54 years old?!?!?? What the hell??? Bea... dont come out.. Please... [Bea doesnt come out and the people cheer] Maroon: Our last contestant... Is a sophomore at Madison High school.. Lets give it up for Stacy... [The people cheer as Stacy comes out] Maroon: Now, before we get to the judging.. Lets meet the judges... First we have a friend of mine.. and SCW teammate.. The president of the Steven Dorff fan club.. He is Shawn Hall... [people cheer and stuff] Maroon: And straight from the future.. Its my time lost bastard son of a whore.. Maroon the second.... Maroon II: Shubby!!! [More claps and stuff] Maroon: And the third judge is someone who feels that Edward Stevens sucks as a performer and a person and shouldnt be allowed to walk among those people who call themselves human beings... This is.. Rob... Rob: I didnt say that.. Maroon: Yes you did.. You said that Edward Steven looks like he is 10 pounds of crap in a 7 pound bag. You said that his house is decorated in cows. You said that he has a cat that throws up on the floor and he steps in it because thats how he sees himself as... Cat Vomit... Maroon II: Shubby!!!! Rob: I never said that.. Maroon: Ladies and gentlemen.. Rob... [stuff and claps] Maroon: And this next guy... All the way from the Midgetville.. He is 'Prodigy' Midget Stevens... 'Prodigy' Midget Stevens: ............. Shawn Hall: Hey.. mocking your opponents via midget is my gimmick.. You cant steal it... Maroon: Hey, what Ive realized is that this is an open forum to steal each others crap.. Me and you borrow from each other.. The others steal from us.. So Im stealing from them.. You see.. Im not borrowing the midget thing from you.. Im stealing it back from the people that stole it from you... Ok?? Shawn Hall: Ok then.. Bring out the pregnant ass... Maroon II: Shubby... 'Prodigy' Midget Stevens: .......... Rob: I really didnt say those things... [Yes you did, Rob, you said that and you said that Edward Stevens doesnt like pepper in his ketchup. You also said that Stevens will never be a world champion... Oh thats right.. I have it on tape you saying that.. Ed will never be world champion as long as Im running the show.. Isnt that right Mini Prodigy???] [.....................]
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