Posted by Maroon on September 4, 2001, 3:05 pm
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[Maroon is at Club Maroon'd standing in front of his World Champion Backdrop for interviews and promos and stuff] Squirrel Master: PPV Match Stipulation Promo Take One, George... Cameron: And... ACTION!!! Maroon: ............ ummm line?? Cameron: "How does it feel Ed..." Still rolling.. Maroon: right.. How does it feel Ed??? How does it feel to be greedy?? How does it feel to look after only yourself?? How does it feel to be shellfish??? .............. Did I say shellfish?? Cameron: CUT!!!! Take it from the top.. :::BEEP::: [PPV Match Stipulation Promo Take Two] Cameron: ACTION!!! Maroon: How does it feel Ed?? How does it feel to be greedy?? How does it feel to look only after yourself?? How does it feel to be selfish?? Why are you so jealous of my belt and status, Edward?? Why?? Huh?? What?? Yeah thats what I thought.. You see, Ed.. I said I was jealous.. And I am.. Im jealous about the fact how fast you moved up the event ladder in the short amount of time that you've been here?? While It took me months on years to get to where I am right now.. I never wanted to take anything from you.. I never did.. I didnt take away your chance at a titty.. I just prevented you from...'Titty'?!?! BWAA HA HA!!! :::BEEP::: [PPV Match Stipulation Promo Take Three] Maroon: I just prevented you from having a titty that... HA HAAAAAAAAA BWA HA HA!! Oh Im sorry.. Give me a sec... :::BEEP::: [PPV Match Stipulation Promo Take Four] Maroon: Titty!!! BWAAAA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!! Sorry again.. Just cant believe I said, Titty!! :::BEEP::: [PPV Match Stipulation Promo Take Five] Maroon: I just prevented you from having a title that would make me hate and dispise you because of what you had become... You had become your monkier, Mr Prodigy... Oh yeah.. I taught you well.. Theres no lie about that.. Some might say that I taught you too well.. Well guess what Ed.. I know theres one thing that I purposly did not teach you.. And that was being manipulative.. Ed.. Dont you know that everything has a purpose.... OH CUT!! I didnt like that... :::BEEP::: [PPV Match Stipulation Promo Take Six] Maroon: Edward you would think by now that everything has a purpose.. That every action is actionated for a reaction... Cameron: CUT!!! 'Actionated'??? Maroon: What?!?! Its a word... Cameron: Fine... Still rolling!!! Maroon: That every action is actionated for a reaction of some degree. Whether the reaction is from the pissdrunk fans. The scabs in the back.. Or even you, Ed.. There isnt anything that I cant get away from.. My mental accumen is at such a degree that Lex Luthor has shit compared to me.. So, if Im Lex Luthor, Ed.. That means youre superman.. And guess what Eduardo... This belt.. Is your kryptonite.. And we all know that superman isnt the same as he was in the past.. No nope.. no one cares about his Soldier, Statesmen, Knightly gentlemen.. Attitude.. No one cares about the dashing good looks of the hero anymore.. And no one really cares about you , Ed... Im sorry I have to break that to you.. But no one does anymore.. But what are you going to do about it Ed?? Why are you letting these things get done.. Why is Lex Luthor beating Superman?? Why did Superman let Alliyah die in that plane crash?? Is it because he's in a wheelchair, Ed?? Why dont you learn how to walk again, Ed?? Get out of your feckin wheelchair and get something done.. Get something accomplished other then complaining that Ive backstabbed you.. Why dont you try beating Lex Luthor, Superman?? Now, Ed.. We've faced each other on opposite sides of the ring twice now.. And in those two matches.. We each have a win over one another.. Even though your's was tainted.. You still got your titty shot againt.. SHIT.. I said titty again... Cameron: Asshole!!! :::BEEP::: [PPV Match Stipulation Promo Take Seven] Maroon: Now you have finally gotten your 'I think only of myself and not the benefit of the stability of my family and their well being' title shot.. But what is one more match going to prove, Edward?? Its going to prove that Im more powerful then you, bud.. Its going to prove that the older brother is the better brother.. And the younger brother's push will continue to decline and decline.. Until he is forgotten and fighting jobbers like Elmo 'Limp' Ear on SCW Saturday Knights.. So, I want to put you over Ed.. I really dont want to see you go down like that.. I dont want you have to continue the downward spiral youve put on yourself by challanging your oldest brother.. Edward... The match at the PPV.. Its going to be two out of three balls... Cameron: Balls?!?!? Maroon: CRAP!!! :::BEEP::: [PPV Match Stipulation Promo Take Eight] Maroon: Edward.. The match.. Its going to be a two out of three falls.. I know youre going to be saying.. 'Aw... Awww. Awwwwwww!!!!' Well dont start 'awwing' yet, Mr SweetAss.. Since Im the champion.. And you are infact challanging me.. Im making the stipulations.. Im making the rules for this one.. And the first fall, Edward.. Its going to be simple.. Its just your average run of the mill straight pinfall.. I choose this one because Im going to embarrass you Ed... Im going to embarrass you right off the back.. That way you'll know that you're just one fall away from being beaten.. AGAIN!! The second fall, Ed.. Its going to be a submission match... This match.. Im going to break you.. I plan on making you cry, Edward.. When I slap the Stuck In The Middle on you.. I want you to know that when youre down there tapping for your life... What it feels like to be betrayed by your brother... I want you to realise how guilty of jealousy you have been.. And that you'll go against your own brother to get what you want.. Now if you somehow manage to get past one of those falls.. The final fall will be....... An X-Treme match... Thats right, Edward.. The division That I made famous.. The type of division that I was champion of for six straight months without a loss.. Do you understand this part Edward?? This is the part where you will pay for your betrayal.. You will pay for the pain I have had to put on you for being like this??? Please dont make it this far, Ed.. Because I dont know if I could look into our mothers and your fathers eye's after this match for what countless possibilities and injuries I could inflict on you.. Dont do this to yourself, Superman... This belt is still my kryptonite against you... And as long as Lex Luthor holds the kryptonite... Superman is powerless.. Now get the fu(k outta me... Cameron: CUT... PRINT.. Thats a Wrap!! [roll credits]