Hey CockKnocker... Yeah thats you Stevens

    Posted by Maroon - World Champ on September 5, 2001, 1:14 am
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    [This roleplay is filmed infront of a live studio audience]

    Narrator: On the previous Maroon roleplay...

    Shawn Hall: Ok.. we're locked in the freezer at McDonalds what the hell are we going to do??

    Burt: Its like the planet Hoth in here...

    Nuke: I hate being frozen...

    Maroon: I dont know about you guys.. But if this was the planet Hoth.. I'd have one of those light sabers cut open tons of fun's belly here and we could all stay warm until Han Solo comes and saves us...

    [Maroon roleplay opening title credits and theme music plays]

    Maroon: Well, well well Edward Im glad that you had the nut to accept the stips.. Kudos on you Ed.. Kudos...

    Now I just want to give you a run down of what moves I will be using on you during our submission fall on sunday.. These are all the moves I know.. there's about a thousand and five of them... So this will take a while...

    1) Abdominal claw
    2) Abdominal stretch
    3) Abdominal Stretch, Inverted Face Lock
    4) Abdominal Stretch w/ Abdominal Claw
    5) Achilles Tendon Hold
    6) Achilles Tendon Hold, Reverse
    7) Achilles Tendon Hold, Standing
    8) Ankle Lock
    9) Ankle Lock, Reverse

    And remember how you asked about the Ankle Lock, Standing?? Thats number 10..

    11) Arm Scissors, Short
    12) Armbar

    [a little while later]

    346) Hammerlock, Back to Back Elevated
    347) Hammerlock w/ Armbar
    348) Hammerlock w/ Neck Submission
    349) Hammerlock w/ Step Over Armbar
    350) Head Lock, Side

    [And a little more later]

    799) Surfboard w/ Chinlock, Inverted
    800) Surfboard w/ Inverted Facelock, Inverted
    801) Three Quarter Nelson
    802) Thumb to the Neck

    [After a pee break]

    1003) Wristlock, Belly to Belly
    1004) Wristlock, Belly to Back
    and 1005) Wristlock w/ Neck Submission, Belly to Belly

    So after that long list of moves that Im pretty sure you dont know Ed?? Are you sure you want to show up on sunday?? I wouldnt blame you if you wouldnt..

    Theres no shame in staying in your wheelchair Supes.. none what so ever...

    Now get the feck outta me...

    Narrator: On the next Maroon'd....

    Little Girl: And I said to him... Thats Gross... I would only do that for twenty dollars..

    Charles Barkley: Hiya kids...

    Little Boy: CHARLES BARKLEY!!!

    Charles Barkley: Kids.. Remember when you shouldnt play around when powerlines are down...

    Maroon: HOT DAMMIT BARKLEY!!! What did I tell you about showing up in my roleplays?!?!?! Get the hell out!!!

    [Maroon beats the feck outta Barkley and the credits roll]