Prodigy vs Nuke

    Posted by Maroon on September 6, 2001, 1:53 am
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    [Maroon'd Is Filmed In Front Of A Dead Studio Audience]

    Narrator: Previously.. On Maroon'd....

    Nuke: Come on Hall.. Throw me the football...

    Shawn Hall: Ok..

    Nuke: OWWWWWWWW!!!! My groin!!!! You hit me in my groin!!!!!

    [Audience Taped Laughter]

    Maroon: Oh hi there... Im Maroon... The SCW World Champion.. You may know me better as the guy who's kicked Prodigy Edward Stevens ass... And you might have heard of the time that I kicked Nukes ass too...

    Well if you havent heard about the time I kicked Ed, ass.. let me tell you about it... It was friday.. And I kicked his ass...

    How you like dem apples huh, Will??

    Now let me tell you about the time I kicked Nukes ass... It was the year 2000 and 2001.. And I kicked his ass...

    After thinking about this.. I got to thinking... I realized how much Stevens and Nuke had in common... So let me go over a few things...

    Nuke has a fat head........ Stevens.. although his head is not fat.. his caps must be on the last hole to fit his head..

    Nuke has a fat ass....... Stevens.. who's ass.. isnt as fat.. he claims it to be perfect.. But was stung by a bee and has been swollen and looked fat at one time..

    Nuke is married to a whore... Stevens.. well he smells like a dead whore..

    Nuke likes to sell cats to people on the side of the road... Stevens likes to suck up my oxygen when he's around me..

    Nuke has never been a world champ..... Stevens... also.. has never been a world champ..

    Nuke will never ever be a world champ.... And Stevens also.. will never.. ever.. be a world champ..

    Nuke is mad right now at me.... Stevens is mad right now at me..

    Nuke sucks.... Stevens sucks..

    Nuke has never been DWO champ..... Stevens.. also.. has never been DWO champ..

    Now we all know what happened to Nuke... He was beaten to death with his own limp noodle... Is that how you want to go out, Ed... Being beat to death with your own limp noodle??

    Since youre so much like BG Nuke.. I would think that you need to be...

    Now get the feck outta me...

    Narrator: Next Time on.. Maroon'd....

    Official Ref: 1....2....3

    Ring Announcer: And the new.... XOW X-Treme Champion... Maroooooooooooon!!!!

    Maroon: Ha.. Eat on that Shawn!!!

    Shawn Hall: Bastard guy..

    Charles Barkley: Good job, Maroon...

    Maroon: BARKLEY??!?! What the hell did I tell you about being in my roleplays?!?! Get the feck out!!!

    [Roll Credits]