Posted by Maroon - World Champ on September 6, 2001, 10:28 am
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Narrator: On the previous Maroon'd..... Maroon: Edward Stevens... My pathetic brother..My jealous brother.. My brother that is incapable of care and joy for his older brothers happiness in life.... You suck... [Roll Opening Credits and Theme Song] [Maroon'd is typed in front of a live studio audience] Maroon: Thank you all for coming ou here today... This is a very special day in the world of sports entertainment... It is a day that I shall remember and cherish for the rest of my life.. There comes a time in every mans life where he has to admit when something can not be phyically done anymore. A time when things just arent going to work out anymore... A time when it's just time to move on.. And that time is today.. Today.. I am officially retiring the title I won... Yes it makes me sad that no one will be competing for it anymore.. But people will just have to get used to it.. It really hasnt been defended enough lately..And I proved to everyone that it's just as easy to get this title as it is a job at McDonalds... So, I want to retire this title and belt before scabs and morons like Nuke and Edward Stevens have a chance to wear this belt around their waist... So today it is official... Mark this day down.. Let it be known that on September 6, 2001 at approximatly 9:30 AM.. That Maroon retired his title as XOW X-Treme Champ.. A championship reign lasted under this belt for 6 months.. Numerous injuries happend while i defended this belt.. I've proved to Stevens that I am X-Treme by winning this belt back again.. And now Im proving to him that no one can be more X-Treme then Maroon now that this belt is retired.. This is the way it should be done.. Getting it out of the way when you know theres no more use for it.. When theres no more time for it.. Im sure its what the late Lana Atomica would have wanted also.. Thank you all for coming.. Enjoy the snacky smores!!! The Narrator: On the next Maroon'd.... Official Ref: 1...2...3... Ring Announcer: Winner and new DWO Champion..... Marooooooooooooon... Charles Barkley: Good finish Maroon!!! Maroon: That does it Chuck.. Im going to kick you in your Big Gay Nuke Head!!!! [Audience Laughter. Roll Credits]
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