Posted by Maroon - The Champ on September 16, 2001, 3:10 pm
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Narrator: Previously on X-Men.... Wolverine: MOrphs gone and he's never coming back... Cyclops: I realize that Wolverine, but Im the leader of the X-Men. And I stand by my decision to leave.. Wolverine: Let's just hope that I never have to make that decision in your case, bub.. SNICT [Maroon'd is filmed in front of a shit load of messkins] Cameron: Hey asshole... Wake up!!! Maroon: Wha wha wha... poppie chew!!! Cameron: Youve been asleep for a week.. Dont you realize that you have a match soon??? Maroon: Oh really?? Against who?? Cameron: Your Brother.. Maroon: Robert?? Cameron: No... Maroon: Brandon??? Cameron: Nope.. Maroon: Evan?? Cameron: No idiot.. Maroon: Then Ashley?!? Cameron: Shes your sister, asshole... Maroon: Ok then Tyler. Cameron: Again.. your sister... Maroon: Crap.. I dunno... Elmo?? Cameron: Thats your brothers cat.. Maroon: Tracy?? Cameron: Evan's ex girlfriend.. Maroon: Eric Cartman? Cameron: Thats the fat kid from Southpark.. Cartman:HEY!!!! Maroon: ....... Cameron: ....... Maroon: Then Wayne Brady?? Cameron: Thats the black guy from Who's LIne is it Anyways... [The Phone Rings at Maroon's desk] Maroon: Hold a sec, Cee.. I gotta take this. [Maroon picks up the phone] Maroon: The Maroon here... Morpheous: Are you ready, Neo?? Maroon: Who?? Morpheous: The Matrix is there, Neo.. Are you ready to accept it?? Maroon: Ok dude.. Ive told you.. Neo doesnt work here anymore... Morpheous: You must do exactly what I tell you, when I tell you.. Goto the adjacent cubicle NOW!!! :::CLICK:::: Maroon: Josh Barnett then... Cameron: I have no clue to who that is.. But Im talking about Edward you fargin moron.. Maroon: Edward?? Oh I beat him last week for the belt.. He didnt get it.. Thats why I still have it.. Cameron: No you didnt.. The match wasnt last week.. Its like coming up.. Maroon: Well, This is just Edward we're talking about.. Theres no way he can beat me with his hurricane helms wanna be face paint and cape.. Cameron: Why the hell did I wake you up?? Maroon: Yeah.. Why did you wake me up?? I was dreaming that I was making fun of Nuke and he was standing in a shower wearing a giant diaper... Cameron: Ok Im leaving.. Maroon: Man.. Nuke sucks... Narrator: Next time.. On Maroon'd... Shawn Hall: So, I gave him a kidney punch and I took his cheeseburger money... Maroon: And what else did Nuke do?? Shawn Hall: He whined like a little girl with a skinned knee... [Roll Credits]
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