Life

    Posted by Maroon - The Champ on September 16, 2001, 3:10 pm
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    Narrator: Previously on X-Men....

    Wolverine: MOrphs gone and he's never coming back...

    Cyclops: I realize that Wolverine, but Im the leader of the X-Men. And I stand by my decision to leave..

    Wolverine: Let's just hope that I never have to make that decision in your case, bub..

    SNICT

    [Maroon'd is filmed in front of a shit load of messkins]

    Cameron: Hey asshole... Wake up!!!

    Maroon: Wha wha wha... poppie chew!!!

    Cameron: Youve been asleep for a week.. Dont you realize that you have a match soon???

    Maroon: Oh really?? Against who??

    Cameron: Your Brother..

    Maroon: Robert??

    Cameron: No...

    Maroon: Brandon???

    Cameron: Nope..

    Maroon: Evan??

    Cameron: No idiot..

    Maroon: Then Ashley?!?

    Cameron: Shes your sister, asshole...

    Maroon: Ok then Tyler.

    Cameron: Again.. your sister...

    Maroon: Crap.. I dunno... Elmo??

    Cameron: Thats your brothers cat..

    Maroon: Tracy??

    Cameron: Evan's ex girlfriend..

    Maroon: Eric Cartman?

    Cameron: Thats the fat kid from Southpark..

    Cartman:HEY!!!!

    Maroon: .......

    Cameron: .......

    Maroon: Then Wayne Brady??

    Cameron: Thats the black guy from Who's LIne is it Anyways...

    [The Phone Rings at Maroon's desk]

    Maroon: Hold a sec, Cee.. I gotta take this.

    [Maroon picks up the phone]

    Maroon: The Maroon here...

    Morpheous: Are you ready, Neo??

    Maroon: Who??

    Morpheous: The Matrix is there, Neo.. Are you ready to accept it??

    Maroon: Ok dude.. Ive told you.. Neo doesnt work here anymore...

    Morpheous: You must do exactly what I tell you, when I tell you.. Goto the adjacent cubicle NOW!!!

    :::CLICK::::

    Maroon: Josh Barnett then...

    Cameron: I have no clue to who that is.. But Im talking about Edward you fargin moron..

    Maroon: Edward?? Oh I beat him last week for the belt.. He didnt get it.. Thats why I still have it..

    Cameron: No you didnt.. The match wasnt last week.. Its like coming up..

    Maroon: Well, This is just Edward we're talking about.. Theres no way he can beat me with his hurricane helms wanna be face paint and cape..

    Cameron: Why the hell did I wake you up??

    Maroon: Yeah.. Why did you wake me up?? I was dreaming that I was making fun of Nuke and he was standing in a shower wearing a giant diaper...

    Cameron: Ok Im leaving..

    Maroon: Man.. Nuke sucks...

    Narrator: Next time.. On Maroon'd...

    Shawn Hall: So, I gave him a kidney punch and I took his cheeseburger money...

    Maroon: And what else did Nuke do??

    Shawn Hall: He whined like a little girl with a skinned knee...

    [Roll Credits]