Operation "Nuke"

      Stop Stealing My Shit!

      Posted by Maroon on August 15, 2001, 11:42 am
      198.96.18.38

      [Welp we're at one of those cliched house shows were people are there holding signs and stuff. and acting like jackasses because they think theyre going to be on TV. But Its not really televised. So does this roleplay even take place?? Well lets ask Gillian Larcia, the SCW Ring Announcer who isnt quite bright]

      ['South Texas Death Trip' By Union Underground plays through the arenas speakers. And Maroon comes from behind the curtian down the ramp. He notices a sign being held 'TWO DOLLARS NOW' He pretends he doesnt see it and moves on]

      Gillian Larcia: Now entering the ring. From Manitoba, Colorado Springs, Guatamala... Being accompanied by 2001 King Of The Ring Winner, Edge... They are the WCW Hardcore Tag Team Champions...... Maroooooooooon!!!!!

      [..............................]

      Maroon: Ok Gillian.. Go sing The Star Spangled Banner or something ok...

      Gillian Larcia: OH Say... Can you seeeeeeeee.. By the Dawns early light... What so proudly we...

      [Payback on Lillian]

      Maroon: Ok.. enough of that... Anyway, How are my Yaks doing tonight??

      [Some applause]

      Maroon: Yep, thats good to hear.. Anyways.. As many of you know.. We's got our first card this friday.. And Im facing the Drug Czar CJ Harriet. Now I know what its like to face an opponent hopped up on Smack and WD40... I faced Jake 'The Snake' Roberts in the 'Nick Beck/Damon Konrad Memorial Show' The other day... And dear lord.. After he was done stroking Damien like it was a penis, he opened up his black case and took out his burning spoon and lighter.. Then just shot up some heroin into his forehead. Needless to say. I wasnt about to let a hopped up legend like him beat me. And Im not going to let an afterschool special like CJ Harriett beat me either.

      Yeah yeah yeah.. I hear that CJ says that he got the monkey off his back.. But if I know CJ... And believe me.. I know CJ.. He'll sell all his Shawn Hall merchandice so he could get a drag or two from the old homeless mans philly blunt.

      So, Im asking you CJ.. If youre not going to be your best this friday. I dont want to face you. Get help.. People do care.. You know, CJ.. Im here to help.. Anytime you want me.. You know where to find me.. We can beat this drug addiction problem of yours together...

      Moving along..

      Any of you people still alive out there???

      [Yeah]

      Maroon: Well thats good to hear.. Ok another thing.. The Rumble for the World Title.. Ive been reading the sheets.. Ive been around long enough.. I know whats going to happen..

      Im going to be number 30 going in. I know this... Because I called it first.. And im hoping most of the scabs will be out by then.. So it will just be me and Stevens... Who comes in at Number 29.. And The Canman.. And Im going to let you know how its going to end.... We are going to 3M The Canman... the 3M is Maroon's Mighty Move.. Its like the 3D.. only cooler.. And then me and Ed are going to just be co-holders of the World Title.

      It will be a first.. The EWA Tag Team Champions and The SCW Champions...

      If you SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL-LA-LA-LA-LA...

      What Maroon... Is cookin...

      [I got nothin]