Posted by Maroon/Stevens/Hall on August 15, 2001, 5:52 pm
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[WWF NewYork.. In Times Square.. I dunno why.. Im just making this up as I go along...] Jerry Lynn: Good afternoon and welcome to WWF New York.. Im a former ECW World Champion.. How many are in your party?? Maroon: Three... Umm.. do midgets count?? Jerry Lynn: Yes.. Maroon: Ok.. Then 17... Jerry Lynn: Smoking or non smoking?? Maroon: Non smoking.. Jerry Lynn: Ok follow me please.. [Our Heroes follow the WWF Jakked person and pass a bus boy] Prodigy: Hi D-Lo... D-Lo Brown: You better recognize... [shakes head] Jerry Lynn: Your server will be right with you... Shawn Hall: What a nice man.. Maroon: Yeah.. I wondered what happened to him.. Prodigy: You think that we'll see The Rock here?? Shawn Hall: HA HA HA HA!!! Yeah right, Ed.. The chances of The Rock being he is just as good as a chance of Nuke making it through one night with out pretending that his wang is a championship belt and hold on to it all night... Big Show: Hello, Im The Big Show, former WWF Champion.. May I start you off with something to drink?? Maroon: Holy crap, Show.. You just stepped on two midgets!!!! [Big Show looks at his feet and sees that he just squashed JustinCredibleMidget and Honkey Tonk Midget] Shawn Hall: You fat bastard!!! Big Show: Would you like to speak to our manager?? Shawn Hall: Why dont I let your fat ass speak to my foot??? Prodigy: Yeah.. Why dont I get you a spoon and you can start eating my Sweet Ass.... [...........................] Maroon: Dude... calm down.. Prodigy: Sorry... Shawn Hall: No its ok, Maroon.. Im going to kick Big Slows ass.. [A patron at a nearby table eating with three guys in scuba gear] Nuke: Huh?? Maroon: Not you Mark.. Nuke: I see.. So thanks for saving my life again, guys.. Scuba Dan: No problem.. Scuba Steve: Youre Welcome.. Perry Saturn: Thats my catch phrase!!!! [Perry gores Scuba Steve with Moppy. Killing him and his face falls into the soup. Nuke lifts up Steves head and takes his bowl and plate] [ooops.. I got sidetracked] Big Show: What are you going to do about it, flea?? Shawn Hall: I tell you what Im going to do.. Im going to kick you in the nut... Maroon: Shawn, you too?? Stealing my shit? Shawn Hall: Its cool, Maroon.. I'll lend you some of my shit later.. [Billy Gunn runs down the aisle with an apron and chefs hat on] Maroon: Hey Kip... [Maroon gets punched in the face] Prodigy: Oh I know you just didnt say that... Tell me you didnt say that?? Billy Gunn: Say what?? Prodigy: Oh.. nothing... [Stevens climbs up on the booth and hits the ShakeDown on Billy Gunn] Shawn Hall: nnnngg.... nnnrrrrggg.. [Meanwhile Hall is getting choked by Big Slow] Big Slow: Now do you want something to drink before your order??? [The 15 remaining midgets swarm on Big Show and start biting him and punching him in the nut. He breaks his hold on Shawn and Hall grabs him and hits the Hallucenation on Show. Show goes down] Maroon: That was like the coolest thing Ive seen my entire life... [Essa Rios with a dishwashing gown and yellow dish gloves comes running out Maroon punches him in the face] Prodigy: That it?? Shawn Hall: I think so.. I dont think Bossman, Haku, Chaz or Gangrel wants anything to do with us... Lets sit down.. [They sit down and Linda McMahon comes out on stage.. people cheer] Linda McMahon: Thank you all for coming out.. Tonight.. We've got something special for you... We've got ..... The Rock... [The places goes crazy and starts chanting ROCKY... ROCKY.] Maroon: Die Rocky Die... Prodigy: See.. Told you.. Linda McMahon:...... merchandise on sale in the gift shop for 2% Off.. thank you for coming and have a safe trip home.. [Im going to win the rumble.. It is written.. Oh Yes I am.. I went into the future with Boner The Barbarians Time Machine and I saw myself holding the world title after I won.. And guess who lost... Everyone else....] Prodigy: Hey!!! [Well me and Ed tied.. But everyone else LOST...]