Posted by Maroon on August 16, 2001, 2:59 pm
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[[[Wednesday.August.9.2001.8:53PM.SanAntonio.TX]] [Maroon just gets back to his club. Club Maroon'd he walks into his office and is about to turn the lights on when a voice from the shadows speaks] Voice: Hold It!!! Leave them off... Maroon: What the feck!?!?!? I just crapped my pants.. Why the hell are you sitting in the damn dark in my office?!?! Voice: Because my identity must remain a secret.. I have a job for you.. Maroon: Can I go clean my boxers first?? Voice: Im willing to offer you 500,000 dollars... Maroon: I'll sit in poop for 500,000 dollars... You got my attention.. [Maroon sits at his desk turns on his desk lamp but the person still is hidden in the shadows] Maroon: Ok what is it you want?? Voice: Is the Maroon Protection Agency still accepting clients?? Maroon: Sure.. why not.. Who do you want me to tag with?? Voice: Its more that I want you to take out someone.. Someone from the picture.. Theres the Rumble this weekend.. I want to make sure that the person does not make it.. In that brief case you will find your money. Its all there. I trust that you will get it done.. [Maroon opens the case and sees the money and gets a stiffy] Maroon: I think I should be able to take care of this... Who is it that you want me to take out?? Voice: The information is in that packet.. And it must be done before this friday.. You must take him out of the picture.. Maroon: Well can I have a name from you or something.. I usually dont play cloak and dagger stuff with men in my dark office.. Voice: Fine.. just call me...... TJ... Maroon: Thats cool teej.. Consider the job done.. [[[Wednesday.August.15.2001.9:50PM.SanAntonio.TX]]] [In the garage of Club Maroon'd.. Yes theres a garage.. Where do you think we're going to park the Time Machine that Major Dax used to come back in time???] Maroon: Hi Hi Hi There Major Dax.. Im going to have to borrow the time machine for a few days.. Ill have it back in a minute.. Major Dax: You got it Maroon.. Youre the boss... Maroon: Thank you, Sir.. Have anything in the bar on the house for you and Boner ok?? [Maroon gets in the time machine and starts it up. Wheels turn. Lights flash. Loud Boom. Maroon and the time machine are gone] [[[Tuesday.May.15.1972.8:05AM.Orlando.FL]]] Doctor Johnson: Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Bookman.. Its a boy... Mrs Bookman: Oh.. He's so adorable.. I think I'll name him Steven.... Steven Bookman: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Maroon: YOINK!! [Maroon runs through the delivery room, cuts the umbillical cord, grabs the baby and runs out] [[[Sunday.March.17.1984.1:34PM.SaltLakeCity.UT]]] Father: Daniel... Its time to come out of the water!!! Your sandwich is ready... Daniel: Ok dad.. Just let me rinse out my snorkle... Maroon: Hey Danny.. Want some goggles and flippers?? Daniel: Sure mister... Maroon: YOINK!!!! [Maroon in his barmuda shorts grabs the kid and splashes through the lake] [[[Tuesday.October.14.1994.9:58.PM.NavalAcademy.Annapolis.MD]]] Maroon: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! [MPs bust through the dorm room door] MP 1: Whats going on here?? Cadet Maroon: I woke up and I saw Cadet Wallace with that knife in his hand and Cadet Rodriguez dead covered in blood... Cadet Wallace: Huh?? MP 2: Drop the knife Cadet Wallace.. Youre under arrest for the murder of Cadet Rodriguez.. Cadet Wallace: But I didnt do it.... [The MPs take Cadet Wallace away] [[[Thursday.October.16.1994.3:22.PM.NavalAcademy.Annapolis.MD]]] Juror: We the jury find the defendant.... Frederick Richard Wallace, guilty.. for the charge of murder. Judge: Frederick Rodriguez.. You are herby sentanced to life in prison for the murder or Francisco Rodriguez... Frederick: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
[ Nuke gives a wave to empty air as he sits down into [[[Monday.August.13.2001.9:54.AM.SCWHQ.OutSideChamberofGimmicks]]] [After the chickenwings.. In the stairway leading to the Chamber Of Gimmicks] Plumber: So, you want me to flood this stairway?? Maroon: Yes... Plumber: You got it... [[[Monday.August.13.2001.10:34.AM.SCWHQ.29thFloor.NextToCokeMachine]]] Air Conditioner Repairman: So you want me to block this AC Vent?? Maroon: yes.. Air Conditioner Repairman: You got it... [[[Monday.August.13.2001.11:57AM.SCWHQ.ChamberOfGimmicks]]] [The scene opens with a show of Nuke in the chamber of gimmicks still frozen. You see Carrier Pigeon Pete dead lying on the floor and pieces of Rob Van Mongo are scattered around. The camera looks at the face of Nuke for a moment] Nuke:................ [But of course Nuke is frozen so he can not say anything about his matches with Jackel or for the World Title in the Rumble. The scene fades away from Nuke and out into the hallway in front of the stairway to the chamber of gimmicks. There is no one there] Nuke: ............. [[[Monday.August.13.2001.2:20PM.Outside.SCWHQ]]] Maroon: Can I press the button??? Man With Hard Hat: Sure... [The Man With Hard Hat hands Maroon the button to push to blow up the old SCW building] Maroon: Anybody still in there??? Man With A Hard Hat: Nah.. Maroon: Ok cool.... ::::CLICK::::: Old SCW Building: BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! [The Building Implodes and starts to crumble on itself as 200,000 tons of rubble falls on top where the building once stood and dust lifts everywhere and all that remains is a giant mountian of dirt, rubble] Maroon: Wow.. That was cool... Whos hungry?? [[[Tuesday.August.14.2001.8:17PM.Canada.GoldenGriddle]]] [The Scene opens on Lana sitting alone looking at her watch in a booth at the Golden Griddle in downtown Toronto. Lana looks a bit pissed but also worried. When...] Maroon: Hey there lonely cakes.. Lana: Hi Maroon.. Im waiting for Nuke.. So you better not be here when he gets here.. [Maroon sits on the other side of the booth from Lana] Maroon: Nuke.. Nuke.. Nuke.. Let's not talk about Nuke... Let's talk about us... [Maroon puts his hands on Lanas hands] [[[Wednesday.August.15.2001.9:51PM.SanAntonio.TX.ClubMaroon'd]]] Major Dax: You got it Maroon.. Youre the boss... Maroon: Thank you, Sir.. Have anything in the bar on the house for you and Boner ok?? [Maroon gets in the time machine and starts it up. Wheels turn. Lights flash. Loud Boom. Maroon and the time machine are gone] Major Dax: There goes a good man.. [Sonic Boom. Flash Of Light. Lots of Noise. Time Machine appears. Maroon steps out] Major Dax: That was fast.. Maroon: What are you talking about?? I was gone three weeks.. So if you excuse me, Im going to go play naked with my 500,000 dollars... Major Dax: What 500,000 dollars??? Maroon: The money that that mysterious guy with the voice.. He dropped it off when he wanted me to take out Nuke for this friday.. Major Dax: Im sorry, Maroon.. But no ones been here... [Maroon runs to his office and theres no briefcase] Maroon: Ok whos been here?? Who came in here while I was gone?? Major Dax: You were gone five seconds.. Maroon: So then wheres my money?? Major Dax: Great Scott.. Do you realize what must have happened. By whatever you did when you traveled back in time.. You created a paradox which caused certian chains of events that made events happen in the original time line not happen.. Maroon: Ths is heavy... So I never had a reason to go back in time?? Major Dax: Im afraid not.. Maroon: Damn you Nuke.... Damn you straight to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [The End]
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