[the scene opens at Club Maroon'd in San Antonio in a booth. Maroon is sitting on one side and Shawn Hall on the other. Empty beer bottles are on the table. They appear to be in some deep conversation. One of the Maroon'd Truman Show Cameras zooms in on them talking]
Maroon: Ok.. what about this.. "The Vile Omega Empire"...
Shawn Hall: Nah.. Too.. Feudal Japan..
Maroon: "The Sinful Fatal Family"...
Shawn Hall: We've done the Fatal Thing before..
Maroon: Ok... what about... "The Dreadful Z-manhunters"
Shawn Hall: Too gay.. Something a chick or Nuke would be..
Maroon: .. Ok work with me on this one ok.. You always talking about poundin ass.. And I'm always bangin dead ho's... And then theres the collection of porn in my office.. "The Perverted Doom Scavengers"
Shawn Hall:... Ok keep that one in mind..Keep going..
Maroon: ok what about... if we get the midgets.. a few MPA members.. and call ourselves "The Annoying Radioactive Dozen"
Shawn Hall: ... It reminds me of Nuke.. Kill it.. Hey you want some more Onion Rings?
Maroon: Yeah.. HEY CAN I GET A DEAD HO OVER HERE!!!!
Cameron:FUCKER!!! I thought you got it through that think skull of yours that we're not f---ing dead..
Maroon: Onion Rings Please?
Cameron: dickhead...
Maroon: Ho better recognize..
Hall: Ok what else?
Maroon: Now I know that we're dealing with the Gothic scene here.. So.. I thought maybe we should play it like the kids here.. and be called.. "The Omnivorous Suicide Horde"
Hall: Horde??
Maroon: Ive heard it means.. a lot of people..
Hall: I know it means a lot of people.. Theres only two of us..
Maroon: Look maing.. Dont get swoll with me now 'aight?
Hall: 'swoll' 'aight' what the hell?? Have you been touring with Ememim?
Maroon: No, just talking with McLaren.. What about.. This... Now everyone here loves us..
Hall: Here at Club Maroon'd?
Maroon: well.. yeah..
Hall: and..
Maroon: No.. not just here.. I mean in the CWF... And theyre always saying that we dont take things serious...
Hall: We dont..
Maroon: I know.. thats why the two of us should be called... "The Sarcastic Underground Trio"
Hall: ......
Maroon: .....
Hall: ......
Honky Tonk Midget: .....
Maroon: What?!?!?
Hall: Well, there is still two of us.. trio means three...
Maroon: Thats where Honky Tonk Midget comes in..
Hall: As much as I like the lil' guy.. He's not part of our official tag team...
Honky Tonk Midget: ......
Maroon: Now look you made him upset..
Hall: Oh he'll get over it.. watch here comes that dead ho of yours..
Maroon: who's that?
Cameron: I heard that pisslick.. Heres your damn Onion Rings..
SMASH!
Honky Tonk Midget: .....
Hall: See..
Maroon: What the hell?? I needed some damn ketchup..
Hall: Ok what else do you have??
Maroon: Nothing.. I dont like anything else on my Rings..
Hall: I meant names..
Maroon: No I meant.. thats our name... "I Dont Like Anything Else On My Rings" rings meaning the wrestling ring.. and it could be called.. "IDLAEOMR"
Hall: How about.. NO, Scott!!
Maroon: fine..
Hall: Ok, you have to look at us ok.. We're the complete opposite of what everyone else here is.. We've got people jocking our ideas now, trying to be more loosie moosie, that they just cant wait for an episode of the Shawn Hall and Maroon show to come on and be entertained off there asses.. Can you think of anything from that?
Maroon: "The Brazen Ninja Swarm"???
Hall: Whats the deal with the damn adjectives?
Maroon: fine.. fine.. fine.. Ill stop suggesting.. We can just be called "The Shawn Hall and Maroon Show" no adjectives and gets to the point?? That cool with you?
Hall: Well for now until next show when we can change it again..
Maroon: Coolio..
Hall: Word..
[get the fu(k outta me]