Posted by Maroon on 7/27/2001, 8:50 am
24.160.151.139

[We're at some gas station. In the middle of B.F.E. Some of the Midgets are filling up the FrankenDodge, checking the oil and cleaning the windshield. We cut to Mr. Maroon standing at a pay phone. He looks obviously upset and frustrated. Lets join him in his conversation] Maroon: Jimmy.... Put Cameron on the phone... Jimmy, put.. Jimmy on Phone: JIMMMMMMMMMMMAY!!!! Maroon: Yeah that's great... You're Jimmy.. Where's Cameron?? Jimmy on Phone: JIMMMMMMMMMMMMMAY!!! Marono: Sweet jaysus, Jimmy.. Cameron on Phone: Club Maroon'd......... Maroon: Oh good.. Cameron.. Cameron on Phone: oh lord... What?!?! Maroon: Cameron.. stop with the b###hin' ok?? Ive been driving for two days now.. Im in the middle of B.F.E. with a carload of midgets.. So far I've lost 7 of them that I know off.. The car smells like cabbage.. And I dont know where the show is going to be at tonight?? Can you help a nigga out?? Cameron On Phone: You lost 7 midgets!?!? Thats some funny shit.. You're lucky Hall's not anywhere around or he'll pound your ass... Maroon: Just shut up ok... Just shut the hell up. Hall isnt around.. And if he ever comes back, I'll just goto the Midget store... Pick some up and replace them.. He'll never know the wiser.. Cameron on Phone: They're not goldfish.. They're people... Maroon: Yeah yeah Ive heard this all before.. so are mexicans and so are chicks.. theyre all people.. save the drama for your momma.. [not to readers, booker stole my booyah. so im stealing his momma] Cameron on Phone: Ok, Booker T... Well, the match isnt tonight.. Its wednesday... Maroon: Oh thats good.. I have another day to get there... Wheres it at?? Cameron On Phone: It's in Boston... Maroon: Ok, thats not bad.. I can make it... Any messages, C?? Cameron On Phone: Yeah a couple.. First one was.. Arnold Layne... from Denny's... Maroon: Oh yeah?? Arnie?? How's he doing... Cameron On Phone: Well, he is doing fine I'm sure.. After you skipped out on the breakfast bill at Denny's you forgot two midgets.. Midget Awesome and George 'The Midget' Steele.. Maroon: SKIPPED OUT ON THE BILL?!?! Hey.. I went to the crapper and when I got back.. they were gone.. Hold.. on.. I did skip out.. Nevermind.. Who else? Cameron On Phone: Also..Some guy called.. Said you got in contact with him.. He'll be able to make it to the show.. Maroon: Sweet... Ok thats all I need to know... Im going to get going now.. And dont be messing with my stuff... Cameron On Phone: 'You're welcome, Cameron' [click] [maroon turns to walk to the 76 Dodge Aspen] Maroon: Ok. you three foot tall piles of crap.. Load up in the car..We've got to get to.. Bos... [just then a cloud of smoke forms infront of Maroon and when it clears is a ghostly figure of Shawn Hall. Maroon is shocked] Maroon: Ass?? Ghost Of Shawn Hall: Calm down, Charlie..I just want to check up on the progress.. Everything going as planned??? Maroon: Uh... yeah.. er.. Im going to pay Layne back when we get to Boston.. Ghost Of Shawn Hall: Not that, ass.. Your plans for retribution... Maroon: Sure. B.G. Nuke doesnt suspect a thing. Im sure he's at home working on an essay rios to give himself a title shot. Ghost Of Shawn Hall: Sweet.. Now, remember.. Feed the midgets three times a day.. And dont get upset when MidgetTaker starts calling things his yard.. He doesnt know any better.. Maroon: Shawn.. Ghost of Shawn Hall: And when Luke and Butch the Midgetwackers start throwing there hands back and forth just let them do it... Maroon: Shawn.. Ghost of Shawn Hall: And when Rey Midgsterio Jr starts giving others the brono buster. Just blow it off.. Maroon: SHAWN!!!! Please shut up.. Ghost of Shawn Hall: What?? Maroon: What are THEY doing with you?? Ghost of Shawn Hall: Oh we're hanging out.. Telling stories... Ghost of Mufasa: Simba!!!!! Avenge My Death!!!! Ghost of Owen: I'm not a Nugget!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Maroon: Yep.. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop smoking crack.. See ya later Shawn.. Ok, Midgets.. Let's go.. X-Midget: ......... Maroon: No you cant drive you three foot turd.. Get in the back with the rest of them... [Maroon gets in the FrankenDodge and drives off as Hall, Mufasa and Owen all start to fade away]