Old School

Posted by Maroon on 8/25/2001, 3:59 pm, in reply to "One More Before Work"
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[the scene opens somewhere.. its not important. lets say at Kinkos. Where Maroon is making flyers and banners for the awesome party that theyre going to have at Nukes Penthouse in Toronto. lotsa whores, lotsa beer, lotsa boobs, lotsa illegal stuff going on. Pretty much nothing that would go on when Nuke is there aside from the occasional Digimon cartoon and the constant dreaming of one day being a world champion.. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... Oh wait.. am I supposed to laugh during the intro? Oh well.. So, Maroon is at Kinkos still. Lets take a look at whats going on, shall we?]

Maroon: Ok like i said.. This is what I want on it ok Zit face...


"FRIDAY, 9 MARCH 2001.
AT NUKES PENTHOUSE
BIG OL PARTY
CHICKS, BEER, MIDGETS
B.Y.O.B.
Bring Your Own BOOYAH!!!!"


Zit Face: What's Booyah??

Maroon: Dont worry about it... Ok.. Those that have been invited know what Booyah is... And you can guess that since you dont know what Booyah is.. Youre not invited...

Zit Face: I probably couldnt get off anyways... We're open 24 hours...

Maroon: I bet... But you know what you could do for me.. You look like you could beat up a pest... Lets say that you come to the SCW arena and fight Scott Viper for me.. The dumb ass prez booked me in a match knowing full well I had this party to attend on Friday.. So you can go there and try at Viper ok??

Zit Face: Should I bring my inhaler??

Maroon: Sure.. knock yourself out. oh and be sure to put that these people should not show up for any reason what so ever... Ok...Mainly because they suck.... Finnan, JC Larriet, Rob Van Mango, Legionar, Captian Everything, Viper, Nuke, Floyd, Meng, Defiance, Stain, Sting, Grave Digger, Stephi Graf And anyone on the SCW roster who's name isnt Maroon or Hall. Ok???

Good.. Now get the fu(k outta me...

Zit Face: huh?

Maroon: forget it...

[so thats it. everyone except those mentioned above are invited. so bring your fridays best. bring your papers. bring your bags. oh and ken atlas. youre new. Id let you stop by. but you cant stay long. BOOYAH!]