[the scene opens up indoors. You'll figure out excatly where in a minute. But its pretty much a bar. Well it is a bar. And there are people doing stuff like getting things ready. Setting up chairs, wiping the bar down. Lotta movement. Maroon walks into the bar accompanied by Shawn Hall]

Maroon: Ok Shawn.. We're here…

Hall: Well can I open my eyes now..

Maroon: I want it to be a surprise for you Shawn.. I want you to be one of the first to witness this..

Hall: What, that you brought me to a bar in San Antonio??

Maroon: Howd you know I brought you to a bar??

Hall: You always bring me to a bar, dude. Can I open my eyes??

Maroon: But howd you know we were in San Antonio… You could smell the mexicans cant you?? The Puerto Ricans that are here don't smell that bad.. But the mexicans do smell..

Hall: Ok Im opening my eyes…

Everyone: Hi Shawn Hall!!!!!!!!

Hall: What is this place and what are all these people doing here??

Maroon: This is my place… My bar.. I bought it last week and started renovating it.. Pretty cool aint it??

Hall: Its not bad enough that you have become a public alcoholic, youre going to solicit your disease to others.. That's great..

Maroon: Dude.. Shut the hell up.. I don't think that youre going to be bitching when you get free beer ya nutscab..

Hall: Sweet… So what are you going to call this place??

Maroon: Well, Brad fronted me some of the money for all the shit in here.. So he's making me put the XOW in front of it.. You know since he settled all of his differences and all, apologizing to me about hitting the FrankenDodge. But it could be the first of a franchise but I pretty much rule the place.. So its going to be called… XOW Maroon'd.. with the XOW as little on the sign as possible..

Hall: Fuckin rawks..

Maroon: Ok let me give you the tour ok… First I want you to look up there… See it!!

Hall: Sweet… Is that the Aspen??

[above the door is a front end replica of a three toned brown 1976 Dodge Aspen. With the Texas License Plate 'Nuke Killier' on it]

Maroon: Yep yep.. Got the idea from Royal Rumble this year..Place is going to be a big Maroon shrine.. With a few other XOW things in here also.. But basically.. Its Maroon..

CameraQueer: Hey Mr. Maroon… You want me to put a camera on the dashboard of the Nuke Killer you know for the cool effect??

Hall: Whats CameraQueer doing here??

Maroon: What do you mean?? He's always been around.. Now Ive hired him to set up the cameras in here. For security and the occasional drunk wrestling promo..

Yeah and cool that CQ.. Im all about jocking ideas Get one up there if at all possible..

CameraQueer: You got it boss..

Maroon: Ok maing.. Lets go..

Ok this right here is your basic huge ass screen TV. Perfect for watching the 24 Hour XOW Network.. Watch this… I tried this out earlier and it freaked the hell out of me..

[maroon turns on the huge ass screen TV and it has him and Shawn Hall in the bar on it]

Maroon: Look.. Its us right now…

Hall: Wow its like Space Balls…

Maroon: Excatly.. Ok.. onward and upward… Now in this room we're going to have the kareoke bar. Ive gotten a couple entertainers to help pump up the crowd..

Bruce: … near…. Far…. WhereEEEEVER you are….

Hall: You got Bruce and Gary to run the kareoke bar.. Im beginning to wonder about the status of this bar..

Gary: Hey there Shawn Hall… You smell terrific this evening.. Have you been working out??? I bet you have… Hey.. Have you seen B.G. Nuke lately.. He stopped returning my calls..

Hall: Umm.. Yeah.. Im sure he's at home right now thinking of a way to screw up some way and McLaren will capitalize on it..

Maroon: All right guys.. You can exchange numbers later. Keep working on your acts guys..

Gary: Oh, Bruce has a good set of lungs.. He can go down on the titanic and stay down there for a couple hours cant you, big guy??

Bruce: I think you have that wrong silly.. Its when the titanic goes down is when I breath again. When its stays afloat Im holding my breath as long as possible..

[meanwhile in another part of the bar]

Hall: So, this is the part where you pay tribute to the other wrestlers in fed..

Maroon: Yep Yep..

Hall: I think youre missing one..

Maroon: Oh yeah?? Who??

Hall: You don't have Tawnya's picture up here..

Maroon: Oh its not missing.. Like you said… Its for the wrestlers of the fed.. But her picture is on this wall over here..

Hall: And what wall is this??

Maroon: This is my wall of mass beatdowns.. I have everyone's picture on here that I gave a severe beat down too..

Hall: Sweet.. You have Floyds up there six times…

Ho: I'M NOT DEAD GODDAMMIT!!!

'The Playboy' Kenny Lane: Oh but I am, hot momma because the the site of you stopped The Playboys heart..

'Pretty Boy' Robert Aarons: Most definetly you fine specimen of a chica. If women were pornographic material.. You would be hardcore asian teen.. And all the others would be fat assed amature tit shots..

Maroon: Hey Hey.. Whats going on here??? Kenny, Robert.. Are you bothering the dead hos again??

Ho: I said.. We're not dead.. You fucking asshole!!!!

Maroon: Yes you are bitch, now get back to learning how to be a waitress and wake up those other two dead hos and do something productive around here..

'The Playboy' Kenny Lane: We're sorry Mr. Maroon. Its just that its going to be hard doing security with those fine ass chicks walking around all skanky and hoey like that. Its enough to give a man permanent blue balls..

Maroon: Right.. Ok guys.. Have you met Shawn Hall?? Shawn.. this is The Gentlemen's Club.. Kenny Lane and Robert Aarons.. Theyre going to provide security in here if things get extra tough..

Hall: Hey guys..

'The Playboy' Kenny Lane: Youre pleased to meet me..

'Pretty Boy' Robert Aarons: Yeah, youre the one with the midgets right??

Hall: Yeah DeMidgetration X.. Why??

'Pretty Boy' Robert Aarons: Oh nothing.. I just want to let you know that I don't mind beating the hell out of some small person if they start shit in here..

Maroon: Ok guys.. Go hit on the dead ho's or something dealing with security..

Ho's: WE'RE NOT DEAD!!!!

Maroon: SHUT THE HELL UP BITCHES!!!

Hall: Dear Lord, Maroon.. Youre just asking for it.. With those two guys leading security.. Theres not going to be any chicks in here and the ones that do will all slap you with a sexual harrassment suit…

Maroon: I never said that they were the head of security.. Someone quite capable of it is..

Hall: Then who, Mae Young????

Maroon: No nope.. He's standing right behind you..

Hall: Whu?

Marcellus Jackson: ……….

Maroon: Hey Marcie.. Whats up?? Hows things looking??

Marcellus Jackson: ……….

Hall: Hi Hi .. err Hi There Marcie…

Marcellus Jackson: ………

Maroon: Great, Marcie.. Just let me know next time it happens again… Ill come talk to you later…

Hall: Wow.. I never remembered him being that tall.. Anyone ever tell him that he looks like that dude from Armageddon??

Maroon: Oh yeah.. But Marcie never saw the movie and he didn't know who he was talking about so he beat Nuke up..

Hall: Beating up Nuke is sweet..

[elsewhere in the bar]

Maroon: And this is the Wall of Fame. The Maroon Marauder Costume. All of the belts I won here in the WCWF/XOW.. One World Belt, Two IC Belts, Two Tag Team Belts and X-Treme Belt.. I wont that one so many damn times I just keep a score card next to it to keep track..

Hall: Won what?? We got the tag team title by default when Idiotboy McLaren left.. And you beating Sean Durst isnt a big accomplishment to get the other tag belt.. And the Two IC's.. One you beat Brad.. WOW.. and the other you beat Tawnya.. Excuse me while I poop my pants again.. The X-Treme belt you brought to the federation and I wouldn't call beating McLaren, Floyd and Durst in one match actually winning the World Title..

Maroon: You wouldn't??

Hall: Well maybe I would… Say.. what are those empty spaces for??

Maroon: Oh that's saved for all the awards Im going to win tomorrow at the Awards Show.. Im going to put them there…

Hall: That works..

Johnny Cochran: IT IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!

Hall: Johnny Cochran?!? Where the hell did you come from??

Maroon: Oh hem my lawyer.. Been my lawyer ever since Tawnya sexually harrased me.. He's here to make sure that if I accidently kill someone here. I can get away with it..

Johnny Cochran: EXCATLY!!!

Maroon: Ok, John.. Go back to your desk and wait there till someone dies ok..

Hall: Wow this place gets better and better… What else do you have??

[the goto the bathroom]

Maroon: See.. Look.. Midget sized urinals… For those of us that are tall challanged..

Hall: Sweet ass Sweet.. I cant say sweet enough this.. X-Midget is going to love this.. What the hell??

George The Squirrel: ……..

Hall: Is that George The Squirrel taking a piss in the midget urinal??

Maroon: Yep yep.. and it flushes automatically when they leave because I know midgets and squirrels cant reach to flush…. Hey I need to show you the stage..

[they goto where the stage, dance floor and DJ booth are]

Hall: Wow.. a disco ball and everything.. Nuke will feel right at home in this groovy place…

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT…… WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO…

Hall: Tell me that youre not going to play this in your bar slash club??

Maroon: Nah, I told the DJ that he could practice spinnin it while were getting ready for the grand opening..

Hall: Who's your DJ??!?

Jimmy: JIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!!

Maroon: Hey Jim..

Jimmy's Mom: Jimmy.. Quit playing with your tallywacker and get your hands out of your pants..

Maroon: Hey Jim's Hot Mom…

Hall: Jimmy is the DJ??

Maroon: Yeah and his hot mom is the caged dancing chick.. ok to the ring..

[they arrive at the wrestling ring]

Maroon: Ok this is for anyone wants to fight.. They can do it in the ring.. OK… WHO CRAPPED IN THE RING AGAIN?!?!?!

George The Moose: Grrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn….

Maroon: That's what I thought.. George.. clean up your shit and use the giant moose crapper next time…

George The Moose: Grrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnn….

Hall: Ok.. You officially now have more people in here then a Cappn Nobeard and Memosarks interview combined… Congratulations…

Maroon: oh we're not even close I don't think… To the kitchen….

[to the kitchen]

Redro Fo Tuo 'The Witch Doctor': And by leading the army of darkness.. I have slain many meat vessles such as this slab of meat on this counter before us.. And you will burn.. Burn like in the pits of the heart of darkness where we, the generals in the army of darkness have lived for many centuries..

Bloodstone 'The Cannibal': ………

[Redro Puts his hand over the slab of meat. Pours some red liquid from a skull on the meat and it bursts into flames]

Hall: Who the hell are those guys??

Maroon: They're my cooks.. No one really knows them but a few people.. Theyre satanic or some shit like that.. And that red liquid thing.. That's supposedly real blood.. And that's a Carne Sangrada..

Hall: Ohhhhhhh Kay… Don't you have a bar in this place at all???

Maroon: To The Bar……..

[To The Bar……….]

Fat Chick From Section 316: Hey guys.. Can I get you anything??

Hall: ……..

Maroon: Nah not yet.. Save the shit for the customers.. Plus Im going to get drunk later and Hall needs to drive me…

Hall: …………

Tomagotchi: Hey Maroon.. Where do you want these boxes of tequila??

Maroon: Oh over by the Carne Sangrada… Thanks..

Hall: You got Tomagotchi working here too???

Maroon: Nah.. He abd Squirrel Master are just helping me with the deliveries right now..

Hall: And what the fuck.. he knows english??

Maroon: Well duh.. Its just a gimmick, Shawn…

Squirrel Master: Hey Maroon.. Me and George are going to need some more money for gas to make a few more runs.. You got any??

Maroon: Nah, but Shawn does.. Give him 20 bucks Shawn..

Hall: Only because Im getting free beer am I doing this… Here ya go Squirrly..

Squirrel Master: Sweet.. Hey get your fat ass out here George, we got the money for the porn.. I mean gas..

Tomagotchi: Sweet…

Hall: …………. Im speechless… This place is so fucking suprising.. When the hell does it open..

Maroon: New Years Day.. Im going to be too drunk New Years Eve to run the place so I figure why not wait a day..

[and I figure.. why the hell not just end it there.. Its been long enough. And in a OOC note. The XOW Maroon'd is open to anyone wanting to use it. They may use any character portrayed in this roleplay. Except Tomagotchi, Squirrel Master, Maroon or Hall. Ok nutscabs. Go read a book now or something]