Maroon: Cameraqueer, glad you finally found me. Probably wondering where Ive been. Well too feckin bad. Im not explaining jack. The fact of the matter is that Ive had my time to recuperate and dwell on the recent happenings here.

Tuesday Night. Me and Sean Durst. World Title match.. But of course all the sh!t hits the fan like every show and we cant get a clean finish. Its like that day in and day out. With pissknockers like Floyd and McLaren running around one wonders how a match ever gets finished around here. Four men competing for the same prize which only one man can own. Of course it wont be easy.

McLaren, your antics, your fun, and your good ol boys wont be saving you from me. No goddamn way. You along with Brad think that you have the strength in numbers on your repsected sides that your chosen one can get the World Title in your power. Instruments of Destruction this, Degenerate World Order that, Bag of Sh!t is all it is. You think that with all the little choir boys and girls in your posses you would be able to get that goddamn belt. Ha.. I mean.. Its fu(kin Sean Durst…

SEAN FU(KIN DURST!! ONE OF THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENTS IN PROFESSIONAL GODDAMN WRESTLING. SEAN YOU SOULD BE KISSING MY FU(KIN ASS RIGHT NOW. YOU SHOULD BE PRAYING TO YOU GOD EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT THAT YOU STILL HAVE THAT FU(KIN THING OVER YOUR SHOULDER. IF IT WASN'T FOR ME. FU(K UPS LIKE MCLAREN AND FLOYD WOULD HAVE THAT BELT. IVE SAVED YOUR FU(KIN ASS TIME AND TIME AGAIN AND YOU DARE TO TALK SH!T TO ME!!!!!!!

But that's Ok, Sean. What goes around comes around. No one is going to be able to hand you your title next time. I fu(kin know it. You've gotten away with too much sh!t. You had it handed to you in the Mall Brawl, you had it given back to you at the PPV. And your ass has been saved time and time again from losing that belt and yet you spill your sh!t.

Sh!t that Floyd usually talks.. Stuff that flows from Floyds mouth like diarreah. The sh!t Floyd talks stinks like it also. Floyd says that Im off hiding. Where the fu(k has Floyd been for the past two weeks? Do I care?? No. The fact is that this race for World Title has effected everyone involved. Floyd, McLaren, myself and Durst.

But I see it coming.. Sean youre going to get yours.. And guess what Its not going to be from me. No, that would be too easy. It'll be like McLarens girlfriends. Sean, whether you deny after this or not. Saying that you don't need my help. That you can do it by yourself. Go see that tapes.. Go read the record books.. Has Sean Durst won a clean title match in his whole tenure? And Im not talking a match against Nuke. I cant remember any. So, Sean talk your sh!t little man. Talk it all. Be like your old friend Floyd. Be like Nukes boyfriend McLaren play your games. Because when youre out there having fun. That's when its going to come down on you. That's when youre going to get up look at the face standing above you that just beat the living sh!t out of you and see that it was your old friend or your play mate. And then youre going to look up the ramp and see Mr. Fu(kin Maroon standing there and shrugging his shoulders.

Oh I could have saved you, Sean.. But you had to burn that bridge for me to go back over and save you this time..

NOW GET THE FU(K OUTTA ME!!!!

[maroon shoves past cameraqueer and up the steps into the XOW office]