[the scene opens on the syndicated XOW Saturday Night Show. XOW Saturday Knights. Jumpin Josh Jackson just fought Squeeky Pete. when Two Shots are heard and The Theme From Pulp Fiction Plays as Mr. Maroon walks from behind the curtian wearing his usual black and whites, with the belt over his shoulder. The crowd boos heavily]

Maroon: Hi Hi Hi there all you little bitches...

Crowd: ASSHOLE!!! ASSHOLE!!!

Maroon: You know thats what Ive come to love from all of you little puppets. You cheer the underdog. You cheer the guy you feel sorry for. You cheered me when I was going against Brad, You cheered me when I was showing Floyd, Durst and McLaren who the real champ was. But when I take charge when I keep doing what Ive been dong this whole time. being X-Treme all of you boo me. You are all fu(kin pathetic. You are influenced by puppetmasters like Brad who make you feel sorry for them or make you like them because they did something worthwhile and just, like throwing me in jail for what I did to that idiot Nuke. I havent really said much to Brad or gave him a second thought for what he did, but that chair shot he gave me reminded me.

So what I want on Tuesday Brad... I want you again. I had you two months ago. Im sure you remember that match.. You remember it because I didnt beat you.. You remember it because I fu(kin killed you. I killed you like I did Nuke.. Like I did Durst.. Like I did Floyd and Like Ive done to El Linchador. I know that your ego is too big not to turn this down. I know you too well, Youve put yourself back in my business and Im going to finish it again.

And speaking of that stinkin meskin Linchador. You think that you got the best of me on Friday. But you know what?? You will be cheering and having fiestas and beating pinatas all weekend long, drinking your tequila and playing your maracas but you know what.. You know what Reservoir Dogs do, Linchador?? They let you taste blood. they let you the other person feel that they have their foot in the door. And when the oppurtunity is prime. They go for your throat and rip out your throat and cut your jugular. So enjoy the taste of blood while you can Linchador because youre going down and youre going to be just like the rest of them.

And know how I know. Because this time.. Maroon isnt alone.. Maroon has formed a more perfect 'union'..

[Devil's Dance plays as Shannan McLaren and Cactus Chad walk through the curtian the crowd boos heavily at the three men throwing water bottles and plastic cups. The two men stand behind Maroon. McLaren is holding a sledgehammer. He holds up the sledgehammer as Maroon holds up his belt to the camera as the scene fades to commercial]