Best Roleplayer - Best Champion - Best Feud - Best Catchphrase - Best Stable - Worst Feud - Best Match
[the scene opens in the XOW Maroon'd Club. Theres some people there. Maroon is sitting at the bar. On the bar next to him are his seven awards and his X-Treme Belt. A tequila shot is in front of each of his awards. We can either call them 'Maroon Man' or the 'X-Man' Ok. Lets call them 'X-Men'. So maroon is there when the house camera zooms in on him and he is definelty in good spirits]
Maroon: Hey there ya pissknockers. The Best Damn Person in the fed is here to advertise for this Saturday's live event here at the XOW Maroon'd Club. Now it may not look that crowded right now, but I'm going to say this Saturday that there will be a freet mexican buffet and daily drink specials..
Ok now lets get to me.
First. Since on Satuday me and Shawn Hall fought for this belt 97 times. With me winning 57 of those times. It helped that It wasn't Shawn the other 40. It was those little midgets of his. So, anyways. Ummm errr… ahh..
Oh yeah. Memosarks.. Hows your fat lip?
And umm.. errr.. Chris Raven.. umm.. uh… Youre gay..
And now lets look at these awards..
XOW Best Feud. Yep I won that and no one else did. Well maybe Brad, but its not like he carried it or anything..
XOW Worst Feud Not that proud of this one. I blame the mexican.. Linchy..
XOW Best Catchphrase Why wouldn't I get it.. I mean.. It's the only catchphrase..
XOW Best Stable Le Four Fatale. Umm.. yeah..
XOW Best Match Yep.. it would be the match where I won the world title.. Yep Yep..
XOW Best Champion When I was X-Treme champion. I just about kicked everyones ass. Too bad fu(kheads like Graf and Ravage killed it..
XOW Best Roleplayer Who else would it be? I mean come on. All of you other nutscabs are the same things. Except for a few, youre all Tawnya's without Boobs..
Ok now, Its time to celebrate again. Shawn Hall is supposed to be at home. So I wont have to keep my gaurd up tonight. And it is tonight that I will debute the new Maroon catchphrase that will rock the XOW in the year 2K1..
Chevy Dollar Bill Ya'll….
[take a loot at my awards again then click the back button]