The Maroon Marauder: What the hell??? where the hell am I??? This place looks kinda familir.. But where the hell am I???

[The Maroon Marauder walks through a door]

The Maroon Marauder: You're in the headquarters of the WCWF...

The Maroon Marauder: WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Who the hell are you??

The Maroon Marauder: Im The Maroon Marauder...

The Maroon Marauder: No.. Im The Maroon Marauder..

The Maroon Marauder: Yeah I know.. But so am I...

The Maroon Marauder: How is that possible.. Im The Original Maroon Marauder...

The Maroon Marauder: Yes you are.. But remember the time we fooled everyone into thinking I was the Maroon Marauder also???

The Maroon Marauder: Umm...I guess... And you are??

The Maroon Marauder: Burt...

The Maroon Marauder: Burton?!?! Hey bud.. How the hell are ya?? Whats the good word?? Its Me... Maroonie...

The Maroon Marauder: Yeah I know its you.. Who else would it be??

The Maroon Marauder: I guess youre right.. But why are we here..

The Maroon Marauder: Well, nearest I can tell its due to the electrical storm and the northern lights all messed up.. We've been sucked into some temporal anomoly.. Sending us back to this spot in this exact time..

The Maroon Marauder: You mean were in the past??

The Maroon Marauder: Well not 'The Past'... and Alternative Past..

The Maroon Marauder: Wow.. this is so Uncanny X-Manish...

[The Maroon Marauder walks through the door]

The Maroon Marauder: Hey asses..

The Maroon Marauder: Who are you??

The Maroon Marauder: Yeah who are you??

The Maroon Marauder: Im The Maroon Marauder circa my come back to the XOW..

The Maroon Marauder: Oh I wasnt there for that...

The Maroon Marauder: I was... Is that you Shawn??

The Maroon Marauder: Who else would it be.. Why are you guys dressed like me are we doing some sort of new angle??

The Maroon Marauder: Not really Hall.. We've all been sucked back into this past for some reason.. We havent found out yet.. We just got here ourselves..

The Maroon Marauder: This is almost like what happened to Bruce Campbell in 'The Army of Darkness'

The Maroon Marauder: Actually Maroonie.. It originally happened in 'Evil Dead 2'

The Maroon Marauder: Ash..

The Maroon Marauder: Youre an ass..

The Maroon Marauder: No, I wasnt calling you an ass.. I was saying Bruce Campbells characters name was Ash...

The Maroon Marauder: Oh.. ok..

The Maroon Marauder: So what are we suppoed to do here now??

The Maroon Marauder: Well usually.. In the comic book world.. When weird random things like this happen.. Its usually the result of a tramautic event.. Can anyone remember anything that has gone on recently in our original time???

The Maroon Marauder: Not really...

The Maroon Marauder: I remember Nuke being gay...

The Maroon Marauder: Yeah I remember that too...

The Maroon Marauder: Unfortunatly.. the brain becomes swiss cheese in time travel..

The Maroon Marauder: Like in Quantum Leap??

The Maroon Marauder: Exactly...

The Maroon Marauder: I think someone was kidnapped or turned up missing right??

The Maroon Marauder: Yeah I seem to remember something like that..

The Maroon Marauder: ass..

The Maroon Marauder: Yeah you told me.. It was Ash...

The Maroon Marauder: No.. I think it had something to do with an ass...

[Two Maroon Marauders walk through the door]

The Maroon Marauder: Like, Hi fellow caped and cowled dudes...

The Maroon Marauder: Totally.. Its like a convention of the utmost coolest whoever reeked of awesomeness..

The Maroon Marauder: Edge and Christian??

The Maroon Marauder: No, Burt.. Its Brady and Braydon Gage...

The Maroon Marauder: Yeah they were Maroon Marauders also when we formed the Fatal Five in the XOW...

The Maroon Marauder: You know guys.. Its great being back.. I really cant remember what we were doing before this.. but i bet it was cool..

The Maroon Marauder: Yeah much cooler then it is now with these freakazoids...

The Maroon Marauder: Brady..

The Maroon Marauder: Im not Brady

The Maroon Marauder: Yeah Im Brady... Im cooler...

The Maroon Marauder: Not much cooler.. I bang hot chicks..

The Maroon Marauder: The chicks I bang are hotter..

The Maroon Marauder: Ok, Maroon.. Hall.. obviously.. These two arent going to be any help in trying to get back to our time..

[The Maroon Marauder walks through the door]

The Maroon Marauder: Uh.. Hello??

The Maroon Marauder: And you are??

The Maroon Marauder: The Maroon Marauder..

The Maroon Marauder: No feckin sh!t sherlock.. Which one??

The Maroon Marauder: oh.. Death... I played the Maroon Marauder when myself, Maroon and Hall were going to form a triple threat team in the XOW..

The Maroon Marauder: Hey I remember that.. Didnt we kick his ass Shawn..

The Maroon Marauder: Yep.. we sure did..

[The Maroon Marauder and The Maroon Marauder kick the Maroon Marauders ass and shove him in a potted plant]

The Maroon Marauder: Ok I doubt that he had any significance in this whole matter..

[The Maroon Marauder walks in the door with a Nine Year Old Girl]

The Maroon Marauder: Hey guys...

The Maroon Marauder: Hey McLaren.. You were a Marauder too??

The Maroon Marauder: Yeah same time as The Gages..

The Maroon Marauder: But we were cooler...

The Maroon Marauder: Much cooler...

The Maroon Marauder: How'd you know it was me??

The Maroon Marauder: I think your wife gave it away

The Maroon Marauder: Oh you guys.. So whats up.. Am I out of retirement again??

The Maroon Marauder: No not really.. And if you were, ass.. You'd just retire in 4 days again anyways.. Youre here against our will..

The Maroon Marauder: No.. Im prettier..

The Maroon Marauder: No.. Im prettier and much more cooler.

The Maroon Marauder: Oh.. Hi Brady and Brayden...

The Maroon Marauder: Hi Shannan... Nice chick..

The Maroon Marauder: Thanks

The Maroon Marauder: Ok we're not any closer then we were when all this started... Why all the Maroon Marauders?? Why all of us?? What do all of us have in common with this particular time and place??

[The Maroon Marauder trots in the door]

The Maroon Marauder: How many people were the Maroon Marauder..

The Maroon Marauder: Hell if I know..It was such a great gimmick.. we used it at least 5 times.. and Im sure some of the independents picked it up also...

The Maroon Marauder: Ok who the hell are you??

The Maroon Marauder: .......

The Maroon Marauder: Ok that doesnt help much.. Are you Nuke.. was Nuke ever a Maroon Marauder, Hall??

The Maroon Marauder: I seriously doubt it.. For one.. the mask couldnt fit over his big gay head...

The Maroon Marauder: Ok new guy.. Who are you??

[This Maroon Marauder cannot talk.. but these are his thoughts... as all the other Maroon Marauders stop and listen...

The Maroon Marauder: Im glad you all made it here tonight...

I apologize for the such short notice and I'm sure that there are many questions running through your mind..

And I apologize for bringing you all here..

The only real person I wanted to bring was Burt.

But seeing as how the last known whearabouts of Burt was him as The Maroon Marauder..

I must have brought back all The Maroon Marauders that there have ever been.

Burt.

You are the catalyst in finding me, Burt.

I need you to help locate me.

I thought that with the testimony of The Fat Chick from Section 316 would help find me.

But you know the story behind that.

So, Burt. You need to find out what you need to do. I cant help you in this quest. You need to find your inner latant power and use it to find yourself, and me.

Find me Burt..

Find me....

[end The Maroon Marauder thoughts]

The Maroon Marauder: Now what the hell just happened... was that stu??

The Maroon Marauder: I think it was..stu.. But he was never a Maroon Marauder..

The Maroon Marauder: That was almost as cool as when would throw sodas in Nukeville..

The Maroon Marauder: Yeah that was way cooler...

The Maroon Marauder: Burton.. Youre not saying anything..

The Maroon Marauder: I dont know what to say Maroonie.. Why me?? Why has stu chosen me for such a quest???

The Maroon Marauder: Maybe theres a connection between you and stu..

[Fantastico enters the room]

The Maroon Marauder: Holy shit... Not now.. Not again.. Theres been more Fantasitcos then Marauders...

Fantastico: Hey guys.. Its me Nuke.. I know the costume doesnt really fit.. But I just got through forcing sex on Shannan McLarens wife Jordan.. Oh Hi... Shannan...

[thunder rolls.. lightining strikes.. another love grows cold.. on this feverish night.. and the storm rolls on.. out of control.. deep in her heart.. the thunder rolls.. fade to black]