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[The Countdown Starts on the Shit Tron

As the glass breaks and Rollin By Limb Bizkit blares and out comes Viagra Vinnie wearing giant sunglasses dragging a table behind him wearing some Gold Medals and missing a tooth, and an aztecian tattoo on his shoulder... he drags the table and sets it up in the ring. He climbs on the outside of the ring and gets on the second rope and starts smelling the electricity. Get gets down and and stands on the outside pours water on his head and then spits it up in the air and gets back in the ring]

Viagra Vinnie: You know-ah.. Ive been waiting in the back-ah... And Ive been listening-ah... in the back-ah.. and ive heard-ah that the donkey-ah named stu-ah has gone missing-ah.. And a-ah lot of you-ah.. are worried-ah.. about him-ah...

But Im going to tell you what The Viagra is going to do... The Viagra is going to come out here infront of his millions.....

And Millions of fans.. And proceed to layeth the smacketh down on stu, that candy ass...

Because I am Viagra Vinnie.... I do not deserve this.. My name is Viagra Vinnie.. I do not deserve this.. I do not deserve having to put up with stu and his this and that.... ANH ANH!!!

Because this is my yard................................................................ And Im the dog that rules this yard.......................................... and if stu wants to step into my yard......................................... I am going to make him famous................................................................. Because They say that Ive left a decade of destruction behind me............................................ ........................... ..................................................................... ...................................................................... ....................................................................... ........................................................................ .................................................................... and if stu wants to be famous........................................ ................................. .................................................................................................... .................................................................... ........................................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................................................... I will put him on the top of the list to be made famous by The Vin Man...So......................................................................................................... ................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................... ........................................................................... ......................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................... ........................................................................... ..................................................... come on out donkey teeth.....

[Stevie Ray comes out]

Stevie Ray: Hey Vinnie... How come you looking for that dog?

Viagra Vinnie: Stevie Ray you jackass.... Will you PLEASE... SHUT .. THE HELL.. UP!!!!!!!!!

Because when I get through with stu... I will make him tap out... Oh Its True.. Its True...

[Viagra Vinnie drops the mic as Uncle Cracker starts playing the gay X-FActor music. Vinnie gets on the top rope and holds his fingers to his mouth and temple and Three D's himself through the table while people just look at him walk out of the ring holding his ribs]