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Hey, I'm not a ( plumber / lumberjack / lawyer / Eskimo), or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a prime minister, not a president.
I speak English and ( Latin / Korean / cree / French), not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not ( cross dressing / matronism / assimilation / justice),
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A ( toque / tooke / touk / tuque)is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of ( soccer / hockey / football / lacrosse)!
and the best part of North America!!!

My name is Danae!!
And I am Canadian!!!

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