...and...many a wet dream has turned crusty over the news.
She's marrying none other than...............
But....are there any lovers who would be better suited for the job?
Let's delve into the depths of manhood and see who'd be up for it!
The first 'lover could be' nominee would have to be Mick Jagger. I don't know why, but when I think of Liv, I think of Mick!
Alas, he's probably her father already. At the very least an uncle. So that probably puts him pretty much out of the picture.....
The next nominee of love is none other than Tom Green himself!!! The most beautiful man on earth!
Alas, for poor Liv, Handsome Tom has already been seduced by that leach of love Drool Barrymore.....who hasn't she had?
The tramp..... (well, Liv should have got her act together! While she was off smoking pipe-weed, little Angel Drool was spinning her web of love and lust....)
The next nominee for 'lover for Liv' is: The love walrus himself....Barry White!!!!!
Barry's unstopable sexuality would fit in nicely with Liv's slightly less unstopable sexuality. They would be the couple of the century! Continuous sex....all day, every day....
Welcome....to the shaggathon!
Alas.....Poor Barry is probably doing time for squashing some previous lover. I dread to think what sort of continuous sex, all day, every day....he's having now!
The final 'man of men' who would be up to the job would really have to be the maestro of orality himself!
He needs no introduction.
He'd cigar her from one side of the Shire to the other.
Alas, once again, poor Liv has no hope in hell. The maestro's wife has a sharp whip, handcuffs and a sense of humour, parallelled only by the Marquis de Sade!
It's no small wonder, that with all the major competition out of the way, that lovely Liv has had to settle with a b-rated musician.....
oh well....there's always the hope of a divorce.....
