Why DeNiro should play Anakin in episode 3

As we all know, young Anakin started off by being a goody two-shoes, and ends up being the nastiest bastard in the whole wide world.

I went searching for the best actor suited to play Anakin's final fall to the dark side.

I dabbled in Al Pacino for a while, but he doesn't have the sneer that pure evil should have.

I looked into Hanks, for Vader's final death scene could have been played by someone of such whimpiness.

I thought about Cameron Diaz. But I'm forever thinking about her.

Eventually I came up with the one and only character who could pull it off! Robert DeNiro.

Just imagine how he could mould Vader into a believably dark character......

"Luke, you son of a bitch, join me and we'll fuck the emperor together....."

"Don't underestimate the dark fucking side. You know what will happen if you understimate it."

"Are you lookin' at me? I know you're fuckin' lookin' at me. I can sense it you dumb bastard."

"Listen Bobba, if the emperor's prize is damaged in anyway, Jabba's gonna be digging your good-for-nothin' body outta the Mos Eisley parking lot!"

"He will join us master, or I'll get Darth "Joe" Pesci to knee-cap the son-of-a-bitch."