"He may not have been the smartest Sith to have held a lightsaber, but he sure knew how to down those Lunar Rum-shakes!"
- emperor Palpatine -
"I remember his dad well. He wasn't much of a Sith, but at least he could speak in coherent sentences."
- Senator Organa -
"Why do you think Curosant is the chemical shit-hole it is? Darth Bush wouldn't sign the Curo-eco pact."
- Peter from Friends Of The Universe -
"He wasn't as evil as he appeared in the public spotlight. His daughters are nasty sluts though...."
- Astrobot 69 -
"Yeah...the daughters....he he he. Lovely....."
- Jedi Clinton of the council -
"Yes, we know his family well. We have, uh...., helped them out on various occasions."
- Oliver the Hutt -
"Darth Bush? Meesa not recall him. Meesa not really recall much. Hey! Well, nothing really....."
- Raygun Binks -
"Darth Bush and I have......a very special relationship. Not.........gay or anything. Just special. We tell each other.......secrets, plan great stategies and I try to sell his great idea's to the other Senators.......in my sector. We don't spank each other's........monkeys or anything silly like that."
