Some extra space ship designs

It may be obvious to some, that the ships in the Star Wars universe tend to be lacking in certain 'areas'.

I thought it would be nice to help George out.

I've created a few designs. I hope George pops by and takes on some of my ideas. Seeing I'm a philanthropist, I won't even charge him!

My first design is: The Neckless fighter.

and it's not just a nice accessoire to accompany the Tie-fighter (I've added this mention just in case you're so slow you don't have a clue what I'm on about),  but it's more mobile, it has lots of laser cannons and it can jump into hyper-space.
If Vader had used this in the battle over the Death Star, Luke would not have stood a chance!

The M-wing fighter

There's been a lot of dicussion about what the letters of various rebel fighters stand for. I went out of my way to research them for you.

- X: Extrodinarily unbelievable that the imperials haven't                copied the design yet. It's so impressive.

- Y: Why on earth use it? It's slow and shite.

- B: bleeeeegggghhhhhh

- A: An incredibly fast, yet crap, design.

And so I reveal the M-wing fighter. M for Marvelous.

The AT-Hopper

Specially designed for combating space teddybears in dense forestry conditions.

It can easily jump over rolling logs, duck under flying logs and hop on anything remotely cuddly within a 40 meter vicinity. The great extra (which I couldn't build in, because of my minimal knowledge of Powerpoint) is that the drivers are taught to keep the door closed on all occasions!!!

The Decenium Sparrow

Much better that its predecessor, because the engines can't malfunction. It has 3 hyper-space-jump-thingees and if one fails the next one kicks into action.

Another + is that the cabin is placed in the centre of the ship. This makes steering easier and doesn't make it look like a lob-sided piece of junk.