June 23, 1999

Stocking the Thrashers

One sarcastic, sorry attempt at picking a team

Oh, to be Don Waddell.

Not only will the man be hanging out at a brand-spankin'-new barn a couple of offices away from Lenny Wilkens, but the former New Haven Nighthawk has a near-blank canvas (and splotches like Damian Rhodes and Andrew the Scoring Machine Brunette surely don't detract from the design) and a shot to build a halfway competitive Atlanta Thrashers hockey club right out of the starting gate.

Acquiring potential rock goalie Rhodes from Ottawa in a convoluted only-in-the-NHL deal is a fine way to get things started, provided the resources follow.

And Waddell's got resources. Oh, baby, does he have resources.

This is Atlanta.

This is Turner/Time Warner/Duke Phillips (remember The Critic? If not, go to Comedy Central and watch. Hard). This posse has more money than God, Bill Gates and the Cablevision Dolan Family put together. Most expansion teams might want to take the young'n and hope he develops into something like the older player is now, eventually -- Waddell can probably afford to take the older player and let him loose now.

And to top it all off, Waddell doesn't even have a coach screaming personnel demands into his ears -- yet.

So with all that going for him, Donny gets to spend his free vacation to Boston stocking his little startup and spending Uncle Duke's money. While guessing who he'll take from each team is a mighty messy thought process (if you know about all the different side deals, like who if anyone is going back to Ottawa and to Nashville in the Rhodes and Brunette deals, more power to ya), here's how we'd set the cash flow if given the opportunity to be young and Don Waddell for a couple hours Friday:

GENERAL PHILOSOPHIES: The restrictions on positions and free agency have to play a huge part in the decision-making -- an expansion team has to pick at least 13 forwards, and at least eight defensemen, while selecting no more than six players (no more than one goalie, and no more than three at defense or three at forward) that will be free agents of any kind in six days. It's very easy to piece together a full 26-man draft, only to find that half of the guys you've slapped down are free agents (read that as, guess what I did!).

Since this is Atlanta, we won't obsess over salaries. They will surely enter into Waddell's thoughts, probably heavily, but we're going after, generally, the best player available on each team, playing around with the position and free agency restrictions. There are places where we weighed the cost of Team A goalie and Team B forward vs. Team A forward and Team B goalie, for sure.

I might have missed a minor-league free agent in my couple of non-NHL picks below; if so, I apologize, I hereby resign as Thrashers GM, and I go with head hung in shame back to the sandlots of Bridgeport... or at least the Bridgeport Wonderland of Ice.

GOALIES

DEFENSEMEN

FORWARDS

The free agents in the bunch are Tallas, Tremblay, Tamer, Sanderson, Drury and Lachance. All are Group II, with all the fun restrictions that accompany it.


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