KEWL PLACES IVE BEEN TO

THE DOWNS

FORTITUDE VALLEY - BRISBANE - QUEENSLAND

For the people that dont know, the downs is a creepy place where there are a mixture of bums, police, alcoholics and chungas. They ask you for money so they can by the cans of butane (GAS) to snort and get high. they live on the street selling illegal fireworks to people from the Gold Coast and how ever they try always are closed when you are in "THE DOWNS".

In the downs one of the upsides is you can find some really kewl op shops with real retro clothes. You have to be quick as there are people from the Gold Coast who spend all there lives searching for that special bit of fabric. There is this one guy from a shop called "REAL GONE" who pays people to get retro clothes for him from "THE DOWNS" so you have to get in real fast.

There are hippie shops at the downs that sell merchandise for smoking illegal drugs such as HEMP ( Canabis, Mull, Weed, Marijuana, Pot, Southern Lights) The toilets have blue lighs in them so the Heroin Drug users cant see there veins and shoot up.

You can find out alot in the downs about certain ideas such as Drugs, Fireworks, Gooks, and plenty more.

FOR A FUN PACKED DAY TRY THE DOWNS

SOUTH TWEED

Northern New South Wales

At Northen New South Wales in the suberb of SOUTH TWEED u will fine a shop that sells all kinds of fireworks. Although it is a fair drive it is well worth the drive to get fireworks which are slowly becoming extinct. This is a shame for the younger generation who will missout on the fun of blowing up some ones letter box or s bend in there toilet. Getting evicted for blowing stuff up, just all the little things that make kids kids.

You can buy expensive fire works and make your own show in a park or something how ever you have to be carefull as you could get chased by security and have to duck for cover.

Some of the fire works in clude:- Bumble bees, Tom Thumbs, Double Happys, Sky Rockets, Bungers, Show Crackers, Light Strobes, Missiles and many more.....

NIMBIN

Inland New South Wales

Nibin is Australias Hemp Capital, its is a scenic drive and you get to go past the Tropical Fruit World where you can try the one and only RAMBUTANG and get chased by a ALIVE AVACADO.

When you get to nimbin you will fint that you can smoke your grass or weed in the cafes and purchase ypu products from the variety of shops. There are dealers which can hook u up with GANJI and then there are others that can hook you up with heavy drugs. If you dont smoke u can get hash cookies from a lady with a pet ferret on the corner near the pub.

The police dont mind you smoking the weed and may join you for a cone.

The owners of the shops have many a stories to tell, maybe about how a snake bit one of there chickens or how ho has the bigest plant in NIMBIN but is sure is fun.

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