I do not wish to disagree
But something definitely comes over me
When you decide to call me 'blonde'
My temp begins to raise beyond
The 98.6 degrees
A sign supposed of normalcy
But I am really usually
Slightly lower ...at 98.3
So I am not your average
I'm gonna throw you off a bridge
I'm refusing your offer of a hair transplant
And I do not need a breast implant!
This chant ... I must ... I'm not too fond
I Am Not Blonde!!! I Am Not Blonde!!!
And if from pictures you cannot see
That n'er a blonde strand resides on me
Then you better go soon and have a check
Before I decide to wring your neck!
And get new glasses for those eyes
That are telling me your sight has died
And I read your offer of the month of pills
Methinks you may be coming ill
I think I am quite adequate
Am Not A Blonde and Not Dimwit!
I do not wish to apologize
To all the blondes for all the lies
That show them up in jokes you see
For I... Do Not ...Believe It ... To Be!
So all you blondes out there take heed
The dumber ones are those in need
Of all they think that they're made of
They will be the ones that share NO Love
So it's now your turn to contact me
But you better beware of the ME you see
For I'm telling you I've hair of brown
And on my list you're
..........................going
...............................down!
M