Application of Courtship






Your Name, Mr. Bachelor_00?




Your E-mail, oh lonely one?




Please tell me how many children are yours, that you know of?
1 -2 3 - 4 4+ None, I swear





Your age?
I'm a healthy young stallion! Old enough to be your daddy. I still play with Power Rangers How old do you want me to be, baby?






I know that sometimes it is difficult to type in more than three word phrases, but could you please tell me why you are filling this out?





O.k. we have covered the basics. Onward!




My penis is...
5 - 9 inches 1 - 5 inches 10+ inches I don't have a penis





I lovingly refer to my penis as...


Other...





How tall are you?
5'7 - 6'0 6'0 - 6'1 I am taller or shorter than what was listed.



What I usually look for in a woman is ... Large Breasts Nice Butt Superb abilities in bed Pretty Smile Mute-ness I just want a house slave
Other...



Why did you lose your last girlfriend?
(i.e. - Can I use her as a reference?)



How much money do you make?
I am loaded. I own Microsoft. I hit the lotto AND I work full time. I am broke, sorry.



Anything else to say?