The Toilet Paper Tribute.
~May your life be like toilet paper... long and useful.~
I've learned That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
-Andy Rooney
"Maybe they should have a toilet paper museum.  So we can see all the toilet paper advancements down through the ages.  Toilet paper in the Crusades.  The development of the perforation.  The first six-pack. "

- Jerry Seinfeld
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Under!
erm.. ya *S*
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Mr. Whipple comes back
My owner prefers "over"
Scott
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     Why toilet paper? Why not a tribute to some great man that did some great thing, some time ago? Or dedicate a page to a parent I adore, or to cancer recovery? Well, those are all wonderful things, of course, but there's a zillion different pages dedicated to those noble causes, and I would hate to repeat myself. I would hate to repeat myself. I really don't think toilet paper is well enough appreciated. Just think how miserable you would be without toilet paper? It is a small, but vital part of our modern existance. So Toilet paper of every brand, I salute you!