Now you know where to shop. Here are three places you don't want to go!
1. Old Navy. Other than very terrible sales pitches and over priced clothing, this place wouldn't be so bad. Har har.
Old Navy said they will not affiliate with me because; " We're sorry, but at this time, your website does not fit our marketing strategy."
I guess I should add an ugly old nasal voiced woman, eh?
2. Payless Shoe Source. This one was a surprise to me, considering the main reason I shop there is their cheap, disposable shoes. Oh well.
Payless said they will not affiliate with me because; "We appreciate your interest in joining our program, however, we are only accepting affiliates who very closely adhere to a specific marketing vision. We have carefully reviewed your site and unfortunately do not feel that your site meets this criteria."
What?? I don't adhere???
3. The Gap. The Gap is really in my teeth. I'm amazed they didn't view this as a powerful marketing strategy.
Gap sais they won't affiliate with me because; "We are only accepting affiliates that represent our marketing demographic. We have carefully reviewed your site and unfortunately do not feel that your site meets this criteria."
Considering that the definition of demographic is the statistical characteristics of human populations, I guess that excludes me from statistics. I must go now, and do my happy dance.
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