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Steve Chambers 'Til Cooler Heads Prevail Lyrics |
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1. Don't Try This At Home
2. Gotta Be With You 3. Mildred and Me 4. What Jesus Said About It 5. Smorgasbord
My father took the family to the smorgasbord
He strapped us all in the backseat of his luxury Ford
We grabbed our plates and ran up to the serving board
oh these were calories that we could ill afford
we slapped our napkins on our laps and blessed the lord
then father took the time to give us one quick word
he said
All you can eat All you can eat
got four kinds of chicken, six kinds of meat
and oh aint it good oh aint it grand
we"ve got all we can eat in this fair land
We sat there at the table 'til we were gorged
oh even though that we were full we still ate more
father said he had to get his moneys worth
so I ate bake potatoes 'til I thought I'd burst
oh chicken legs and red beet eggs and beef croquettes
stewed tomatoes, sweet potatoes, veal cutlets
country hams, sugared yams, oven baked beans, collard greens
oh no, I can't eat more eggplant
no more Dutch pot pie or shoo fly pie
After we had put away the three desserts
and after all the after dinner mints were served
we stuffed our pockets with some things that we deserved
some silverware, a folding chair, and some hordourves [sic]
a piece of pork and a serving fork and the cashiers shirt
then father took the time to give us one last word
he said
All you can eat all you can eat
got four kinds of chicken, six kinds of meat
and oh aint it good, oh aint it grand
We've got all we can eat in this fair land
6. The Wrong Crowd 7. House Where No One Lives
8. Lobotomy
I gave myself a lobotomy with a kichen knife
I left the house I was lookin for a wife
somebody purdy, somebody clean
someone with money if ya know what I mean
She was born on a tugboat in the blindin snow
and the wind chill factor was a hundred below
ran off with a carney when she was just ten
took on a gorilla as her best friend
chorus
she got a mouth like a trucker and a tongue like a snake
hump on her back and a brother named Jake
and if I'd ever leave her be a big mistake
Shes the best thing I've ever seen
You can sing about your divas and your debutantes
sweet miss americas with big bouffants
Playboy bunnies and your soccer moms
Yamaha mamas and atomic bombs
repeat chorus
9. Foolish Thing 10. Trust Your Judgment 11. I Started Naked 12. Boy Is My Face Red 13. Dump Truck Delores
chorus
well dumptruck delores she lives by the forest
dumptruck delores she hauls my love away
I'm still sore from a night with delores
she gave me a tour of her topical delights
she showed me her unusual formations
I took a long look at her historical sights
we go for a ride sittin side by side
in the cab of her big old dumptruck
one arm around my big old stickshift
that four wheel drive dont get stuck repeat chorus 14. Still Know How To Rock Secret Hidden Track Bens Boy Amos |
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