Top Ten Things Garfield Would Like For His Birthday
10. Nermal deported
9. His very own goldfish, with tartar sauce and fries
8. Combination back scratcher-spider whacker
7. Diving board for his food dish
6. Giant autographed poster of himself
5. Bird grater
4. Muzzle for Jon
3. Electric doggy prod
2. New cat bed with Italian restaurant attached
1. Party with 10,000 of his closest, gift-bearing friends
