"YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT......

(ymbacs = You might be a college student)
1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student. (ymbacs).
2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match,you might be a college student.
3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal, you might be a college student.
4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents, you might be a college student.
5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles, you might be a college student.
6. If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping, you might be a college student.
7. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II), ymbacs
8. If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads, you might be a college student.
9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car, ymbacs
10. If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip), ymbacs
11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light, ymbacs
12. If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself, ymbacs