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HEADS UP FOR THE GM "PB"
Hash Hymn
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan,
And what did I see,
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels,
Coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
If you get there before I do,
Coming for to carry me home,
Tell my friends I'm coming too,
Coming for to carry me home.
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
Hash Hymn Gesture Dictionary
All - Make wide sweeping gesture with hands outward.
Angels - Flap hands to side as though flying.
Band - Hold hands in front of you, cuffing the fingers and making
a gesture as though playing the slide of a trombone.
Be-four - hold up four fingers.
Carry - Put hands together in front and briskly swing them back
and forth as though cradling a baby.
Cumin' - Cuff hand and make a masturbation gesture. (Some hashers
mask the motion with slight of hand by first moving the other
hand behind their head and patting it a split second before the
masturbating gesture, sometimes coughing at the same time).
Chariot - Shake both hands outward as though holding the reins
and make horse whinnying noises.
Doo - Put hands on hips and squat as though taking a crap.
Down - Put index and thumb together near crotch as if holding a
small penis then move the hand downward slightly and wiggle it
briskly.
Four - Hold up four fingers.
Friends - Cuff fingers of left hand held outward in front, with
thumb and index finger forming a circle. Rapidly insert and
withdraw the index finger of the right hand into the circle in a
universal fornication gesture.
Home - Hold arms above your head, fingers extended and touching
together forming a 'roof' over your head.
I - Point to your eye with your index finger
I'm - Point to your chest with your index finger
Heavenly Bound - With hand holding foot, swing it into the air.
Jordan - (River Jordan, traditional) Move hands outward, then
right to left, wiggling fingers in a wave motion. (Michael
Jordan, U.S.) Make a basketball jump shot motion.
Looked - Shading eyes with hand and moving head back and forth as
if searching.
Me or My - Point to your chest with your index finger.
Over - Sweep hand from 'Looked' position outward.
See - Point index finger from 'I' position outward.
Sole - Point to bottom of shoe.
Still - (as in distiller) Make drinking gesture with hand, moving
head backward.
Sweet - Kiss 1st and 2nd finger and thumb together, throwing the
kiss outward.
Swing Low - Intertwine fingers forming a cradle and with arms
down, swing them back and forth.
Tell - Put back of hand to mouth, rapidly moving thumb with
fingers as in speaking gesture.
There - Point back over your shoulder with your index finger.
Two - Hold up two fingers.
Up - Cuff fingers in front as holding a long penis then move the
hand upward.
What - Hands out to side, palms up as in a question.
You - Point outward with index finger.
| RUN REPORT
Hares were Shrimp Spew (we will eventually reveal how he got this fabulous hash name) and his brother Mikael. They laid out this days trail by bicycle in Partille and eastern Göteborg. Lazy sods. We all met by the train station in Partille at 13.00 to commence the run towards Göteborg, the weather was ok and we could count no less than 10 people participating todays run! First (but not last) hash ever in and around Partille.
We began our run mostly around the river of Säveån which has really beautiful scenery, even this time of year. Säveån was almost flooded due to heavy raining, but that does not bother hashers. After about half of todays run we headed up towards Utby and the remarkable cliffs were people do serious rock climbing. Not us of course - we checked out the cliff walls during a refreshiing beer stop instead! Our youngest hasher "Trial Walker" (2 years old) enjoyed the slide at a nearby playground since he´s not into beer just yet. We enjoyed our beers and sang some nice hash hymns before continuing the lovely trail aside the steep cliffs. The run ended over some gorgeous landscape with hills and woods were horses run free in the summer time. Well chosen hares!
GM Penis Boy called on us and gathered the pack for a circle in the back yard of the house were several of todays hashers live. There were no sinners in this hash (that I know of...) but some newcomers to Möndal HHH, actually Shrimp Spews and Mikaels parents, Kerstin and Sven, so they got the obligatory down-downs for that. We all wish them welcome back!
Robert who attended one hash last fall and then just vanished got called into the circle by the GM to get "baptised" and recieve a proper hash handle. The GM declared reasons for the name choice which were quite obvious so the name was "Gone with the wind". Lots of beer on the head and a down-down to go with that. After singing more hymns it was time to summon up and close the circle. Everybody looked happy and got even happier when Total Wanker (todays hares better half) laid out pizza and cup cakes for everyone. We had some more beers and enjoyed the food, socializing with our fellow hashers. All in all - an enjoyable run. ON-ON!
Your trasher - Gone with the wind
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