These are Services Available in the Home of Chuch Kajaw Rigoberto Itzep for a Nominal Charge to those Members of the Maya Kiche Traditional Community who seek out Advice and Counsel in their Daily Lives.

These Services are also Available to Discrete [and Respectful] non-Maya Travellers who Find Themselves in Momostenango.

Horoscope Readings

This is the Starting Point for Advice and Counsel, as it gives Mr. Itzep many Valuable Insights into the Energies that Influence the Individual’s Life. The Day of Birth is Calculated using a Self-Made Chart of the Major Celebrations of the Ritual Calendar in a Given Solar Year, and by Counting Forward or Backwards by Twenty on One Hand, and Thirteen on the Other. An Impressive Feat of Mental Abilities that Never Fails to Impress.

Tzite Consultations

This is the Maya Kiche Version of the Tarot, with much the Same Functions and Stations, although I cannot Definitively Say which are Duplicated by the European Version, since the Process is Highly Technical and somewhat Secret.

Chuch Kajaw Rigoberto Itzep uses a Bag containing Red Tzite Seeds and Crystals and Shells; He then separates the Stones to One Side and Manipulates the Seeds for a Few Moments. He then Arranges the Tzite Seeds in a Rounded Pile and Swirls Them for Several Moments, Murmuring Prayers as They Mix and Grasps a Hand Full of the Crimson Seeds and Breathes on Them.

The Tzite are then Counted out into Piles of Four in Lines of Seven until All are Counted Out. The Number Left at the End is Significant, though as before, I cannot Say Precisely How or Why. After Counting each Pile, giving Each the Name of a Day Sign in Order, the Maya Kiche Mother-Father Renders the First Reading, according to the Question Posed at the Start of the Session. This Process is Repeated Five to Seven Times, each Counting and Swirling Motion Imparts a Unique Energy to the Blood Red Seeds Darkened by Decades of Use; Yielding Similar and Complementary Responses.

That these Readings are Highly Accurate, I can Vouch for, having Assisted as Interpreter for a Couple Dozen non-Spanish Speaking Visitors. I am Always Impressed at the Energy and Introversion that takes Place in Mr. Itzep’s Manner as He Begins to Manipulate the Sacred Tzite Seeds.

That the Wood of the Tzite Tree was one of the Materials used in an Early Creation renders it Highly Significant; When an Initiate Maya Priest Recieves Their Tzite Baton on Wajshakib Batz it marks the Beginning of a Period of Community Service lasting for the Entire Two Hundred Sixty Day Ritual Calendar.

This Material has Several such Sacred Connotations within the Maya Kiche Religion and Culture that are in No Way Dimished in this Day of Space Travel and Computers.

Spiritual Cleansing

A Spiritual Cleansing involves Personal Sacrifice, Plain & Simple. If Something is So Seriously WRONG with You that this becomes Necessary, then it becomes a Welcome Healing Process, instead of an Inconvenience.

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Firstly, Complete Sexual Abstinence for a Period of between Nine and Thirteen Days is Necessary Prior to the Ceremony. The Ceremony and what it involves is Best Left to Be Arranged between the Client and the Chuch Kajaw, as this takes Us into the Realm of Esoteric Knowledge of which I Know Very Little or Nearly Nothing.