Hunt for Joshua!

Now sorry folks for the blurriness, my camera was not at full health! Now watch, the manbeast is at the lunch-table, But no lunch! He devoured it at lightning quick speeds! Let's hope I don;t get eaten as well! Oy! I think the monster has spotted us! He's trying to play us for fools by putting his head down, trying to play dead!!!

Oy! The beast has spotted us! He hides behind his prized Spanish book, but no book will stop me from taming this rare and exotic specimen! Holy Cripes! That beast narrowly escapes me and hurries towards the door! I've underestimated this Joshua, but he's still no match for my skills!

Oh Blimey! The beast is running faster than i could ever imagine! Look at his scrawnly little legs dart down the hallway! When he reachs the room, his first response is to hide again, using all possible material to cover his face! Spectators are in awe by the cowardliness of "The Joshua"!

Now look! He's stuffing his fingers in his ears! Is this some sort of mating call? And look! Now he's discovered his binder to hide behind! I decided this was enough of Joshua and I said i was leaving. But then I sneaked back in the classroom and got this exclusive, rare photo of the Joshua! The seemingly Harmless beast                                                                       Got up from his chair and chased me!                                                                       Oy! At this point I decided                                                                       To run, because you don't                                                                       Know what a Joshua will do!                                                                       Until next time we meet,                                                                       Yours truly,                                                                          Willis Yatouchme.