Saturday Horror #33!


Tomzilla: WELCOME! MWF fans!

Godmera: Can’t we start already?

Punkchicken: Whoa, what’s your malfunction?

Mecha Rodan: Must have been eating cocaine or some other kind of drugs.

Iguanoman: Egad! Mecha Rodan, how do you know all those kinds of drugs?

Mecha Rodan: Huh? I only named 1!

Iguanoman: Um…why “cocaine”? I mean, is it your favorite?

Lord Draco: OK, whatever! Anyway, we have a lot of exciting matches for you, the fans of the MWF, TONIGHT!

Montyzilla: ~ Godmera behind him threatening to vaporize him ~: Um…CAN WE START?!

Iguanoman: Um, ok…

Tomzilla: Godmera…you are mean! Anyway we shall begin! King Kong will take on Gorgo! The winner will take on Fire Godzilla next week for the British Title! Hey, well fans here’s Gorgo…



Gorgo: MWF, I am so glad I am finally getting a title shot at the title of my country! Its time I bring the British Title back to my homeland, where it belongs!

Tomzilla: Well Gorgo, you see…you need to defeat King Kong first.

Gorgo: Not a problem!

Tomzilla: In a Hardcore Match in Battle Ring!

Gorgo: Hmmm excellent! I shall…wait here!

Tomzilla: Until then we have GINO taking on Midrah...






GINO          vs.           Midrah

Midrah stepped into the right side of the ring. He let out a loud roar and all the other kaiju cheered him on. GINO steeped into the left side of the ring, and Let out a loud roar challenging Midrah.  

GINO: Hey to make this a fair match, dont use any of your nuclear powers. Let this be a match about strength.

Midrah: Deal.

GINO charged at Midrah but Midrah turned around and hit GINO with his tail. GINO went flying back and almost hit the crowd. GINO shook off the rubble from his body and ran at top speeds towards Midrah again. Just as Midrah was about to tail slam GINO, GINO jumped up and latched himself on Midrah's back. Midrah tried to shake GINO off but he couldn't. GINO clawed Midrah's back. Midrah slammed down on his back, crushing GINO. Midrah then got up and kicked GINO, sending him to the other side of the ring. GINO got up. He ran towards Midrah. Just as Midrah was about to hit GINO, GINO got around Midrah and bit Midrah's tail. Midrah  tossed GINO around all over but GINO wouldn't let go. Midrah then grabbed GINO and slammed him down to the ground, cracking the stadium floor. Midrah picked up his right leg and out it over GINO's body.

Midrah: Now I will crush you like a bug.

Mecha Godzilla: hey Midrah!

Midrah turned around. GINO saw his chance to attack and he bit Midrah's Right leg. Midrah became unbalanced. GINO pushed Midrah down to the ground and got on top of Midrah. He bit Midrah neck and slammed Midrah's head with his tail. He then kicked Midrah in the stomach. Midrah tried to get up but he couldn't. 1.......2.......3....... GINO was the winner!
Midrah: NO! I CAN'T LOOSE TO SUCH A FREAK LIKE THAT! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MECHAGODZILLA!
Mecha Godzilla: Me? It's not my fault that your such a weak kaiju that can loose to a weak twig like that. 7
Midrah:  OH THATS IT! ~Midrah charges at Mecha Godzilla~

Lord Draco: Hey now, lets get to the next match. Settle this later!

Tomzilla: Good thinking Lord Draco. Well time to start the Gyaos vs Gaos match!

Montyzilla: Sounds good.

Lord Draco: Does anyone know what the difference between these two is?

Montyzilla: I don’t think they are really different.

Iguanoman: Except that they are.

Lord Draco: How so.

Tomzilla: Well, there similar, yet different.  Get it?

Lord Draco: ~Clutches head and walks out of the announcers booth~

Punchchicken: What’s his problem?

Montyzilla: Looks like he has a headache.

Tomzilla: The announcing must be getting to him.  He’ll probably be fine in a few minutes.

Godmera: I sometimes get headaches.

Tomzilla: Shut up.  Well on with the match!







Gyaos          vs.          Gaos

Gyaos flies over the city.  Seeing his opponent, Gyaos shrieks and flies at Gaos.  The two collide in mid air and begin to bite and scratch at each other.  The two disengage and fly in opposite directions.  Both monsters bank and they again come at each other again.  This time Gaos manages to get the upper hand in the battle, knocking Gyaos out of the air with a vicious claw swipe.  As Gyaos plummets towards the earth, he manages to grab Gaos by the foot.  Gaos begins to fall towards the earth, weighed down by Gyaos.   Both monsters begin to charge their rays.  Gaos fires first, the ray going through Gyaos’s foot.  This causes Gyaos to lose his hold on Gaos and begin to fall towards earth again.  Gyaos wildly fires his ray, hitting Gaos in the wing.
Gaos is momentarily stunned, and Gyaos uses his remaining foot to rebound off the ground and fly up behind Gaos.  Gyaos fires his beam and Gaos barely manages to dodge it.  Gaos flys off, Gyaos in hot pursuit.  Again and again Gaos manages to narrowly dodge Gaos’s beam weapon.  In a desperate attempt to shake his pursuer Gaos flies low into the city, hoping to lose his adversary in the metal canyon.  Gyaos follows and fires his beams at a building ahead of Gaos, causing the buildings top floors to collapse.  Gaos is showered with debris and falls to the ground.  Gyaos fires his beam into another building causing it to topple onto Gaos as well.
Gyaos flies over the prone form of Gaos and then comes around, ready to end the match.  Gyaos is surprised to find that Gaos is not in the rubble.  He slows to look for his opponent, and Gaos capitalizes, dropping from above Gyaos and slamming his claws into the giant bats backside.  Gyaos is sent careening into a building.  He flops over just in time to see Gaos fire his beam weapon.  The beam slices straight through Gyaos’s head killing him instantly.  A second beam lops the beasts head off.  Gaos wins.

Iguanoman: Great match!

Tomzilla: Yeah, thought Gyaos had the victory for a minute their.  Nice recovery by Gaos.

Lord Draco: ~Walks back into announcers booth~

Iguanoman: Hey dragon.  Feeling better?

Lord Draco: Yeah, so what’s the next match TZ?

Mecha Rodan: Yeah, what’s up next?

Tomzilla: Looks like Showa Gamera vs. Showa MechaGodzilla.

Godmera: Go Gamera!

Iguanoman: MechaGodzilla made an impressive victory over Angilas at October Carnage.  This should be interesting.

Montyzilla: Not that impressive.  He’s beaten Angilas before, remember.

Lord Draco: Lets get this thing started!







Gamera (Showa)            vs         Mech Godzilla

MechaGodzilla flies into the ring and lands.  Gamera flies at MechaGodzilla.  MechaGodzilla fires his eye beams at Gamera, but they harmlessly explode on Gamera’s shell.  Gamera tackles MechGodzilla, sending him to the mat.  Gamera then sets down and sends out a sheet of flame at his opponent.  MechaGodzilla, unaffected by Gamera’s flame, stands up and fires his missiles.  The missiles impact against Gamera’s shell, driving him back.
Realizing that his flame is ineffective, Gamera switches to flying saucer mode and flies at MechaGodzilla slamming him to the mat.  As MechaGodzilla tries to get up, Gamera again flies in and knocks the robot off his feet.  Gamera comes at MechaGodzilla a second time, but the robot is ready and flips over on his back, firing his missiles up at Gamera as he passes overhead.  The missiles lodge in Gamera’s shell  and explode, causing the turtle to fall and skid across the mat.  MechaGodzilla gets up and begins to blast the turtle with missiles and eye rays.
Suddenly, MechaGodzilla is rocked by an atomic blast across his back.  A second blast takes the metal titan off his feet.  MechaGodzilla roles over and looks up to see Midrah towering over him.  Midrah reaches down and with a twist, tears MechaGodzilla’s head off.  Undaunted by the loss of his head, MechaGodzilla stands and begins firing on Midrah.  Gamera, in flying saucer mode, smashes into MechaGodzilla’s side sending the robot down once again.  Then Gamera flies straight up over MechaGodzilla and turns his jets off.  The giant turtle comes crashing down onto MechaGodzilla, pinning him to the mat.  MechaGodzilla fires his remaining weapons but can’t dislodge the Gamera.  Hydra counts 1… 2… 3… Gamera wins.
Gamera flies off in saucer mode, and Midrah fires a blast into the robots chest.  Midrah then picks MechaGodzilla up and pins his hands behind his back.  Gamera lines up with the two monsters and somehow flips onto his side and turns off his jets.  The side of his shell crashes into the mat and he rolls full force into the helpless MechaGodzilla.  MechaGodzilla prepares to fire his chest laser, but Gamera stands up and punches it, shorting it out.  Midrah throws MechaGodzilla to the mat and wrenches one of its arms off.  Gamera begins to step on the other one.  MechaGodzilla activates his rockets to escape the onslaught, but Midrah simply shoots him down.  Gamera rolls the robot on its back and Midrah fires a ray into the already damaged chest laser, causing it to explode.  Smoke begins to pour from MechaGodzilla’s frame.  Midrah and Gamera leave the ring together.

Tomzilla: Wow!

Iguanoman: That was brutal.

Lord Draco: Looks like they set up MechaGodzilla.

Punchchicken: Wonder why Midrah was out here?

Godmera: Gamera won, hurray!

Mecha Rodan: So whats are next match Tomzilla?

Tomzilla: Let's see...Jet Jaguar vs. Baragon!







Baragon         vs.       Jet Jaguar


Jet Jaguar is standing in the ring, looking out for Baragon.  He senses the ground beneath him shaking, he's knocked off his feet as Baragon explodes underneath Jet Jaguar.  Baragon takes his horn and stabs Jet Jaguar in the leg, knocking him down.  Jet Jaguar jumps to his feet and Baragon lunges at Jet Jaguar once again, this time, Jet Jaguars fist intercepts Baragon's face, adding some black and blue to his red face.  Baragon is doing a quick 180 turn and knocks Jet Jaguar on his shiny metal ass. 

Montyzilla: What's this?  Jet Jaguar is shrinking quicker than Bob Dole's...

Tomzilla: Don't go there Montyzilla.

Montyzilla: Jag Jaguar has invented a new move!  This is amazing.  Jet Jaguar is trying to crawl into Baragon's mouth!  Baragon's stomach is growing larger than Ally McBeal after she ate her first hamburger!  Baragon is stomach is growing larger and larger.  I think that this is the end of Baragon.  Holy sweet Jesus!  Baragon has just exploded in a fountain of crimson blood!  Jet Jaguar is the winner!





Rodan              vs.          Fire Rodan

Montyzilla: This is the match of all matches tonight. Showa Rodan versus his arch rival, Fire Rodan?  Who will reign supreme? 

Fire Rodan is looking at Rodan, glidding menacingly in the sky.  A stream of crimson and amber flames throw Rodan to the ground.  Rodan gets up, looking shocked, he now knows that his arch rival is here tonight, a challenge to the damn-near death!  Rodan evides a second blast but is singed by the tremoundus heat.  Rodan jumps up and away as he soars threw the sky.  Fire Rodan is weaker in hand to hand combat, but is stronger in the beam weapons.  If Fire Rodan can keep his distance, he will win, if not...  Showa Rodan busts out the old-school moves and slices Fire Rodans wing, significantly slowing him down.  Rodan does a flip and slices Fire Rodan's chest with his beak.  Fire Rodan has just charged up his ray, preparing to fire, and finish his enemy.  Showa Rodan's physicall attacks are no match for the heat wave that Fire Rodan is producing now.  Fire Rodan's horns start to glow a deep red, a blinding burst of flames lights up the night sky and is absorbed by Showa Rodan.  It looks like Showa Rodan is leaving the stadium in defeat.

Lord Draco: Well, Fire Rodan won the battle, but no one knows who will win the war...

Tomzilla: Well, Gorgo has been waiting in the ring, and finally her fight is now!






Gorgo         vs.          King Kong



Gorgo moves out of the ring and picks up a steel chair and rolls back in. She looks towards the entrance and can see King Kong running down to the ring with a steel wrench in his hand. Gorgo rushes towards King Kong, who is able to duck down and plants a shot into Gorgo’s gut! King Kong places Gorgo between his arms and does a DDT and it is a quick cover: 1…2! King Kong begins to smash his fist against Gorgo’s face until Gorgo is able to push him all the way back into the turnbuckle. Gorgo quickly climbs up on top of King Kong and begins to punch him and all the fans yell out as Gorgo punches away: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10! Gorgo jumps off while scraping her claws down King Kong’s stomach. King Kong knees Gorgo in the gut and does a Body Slam. King Kong gets up on the turnbuckle and Frog Splashes off and lands on Gorgo! King Kong pins: 1…2…! Gorgo reverses the pin: 1…2…3! Gorgo wins!

Iguanoman: Even here in the MWF, Gorgo proves to be mightier then that ape.

Tomzilla: Well, our next match is…what? Anyone know? OK then…we have Orga taking on the current Hardcore Champ! Yonggary!








Yonggary                 vs.               Orga

Match starts off and Yonggary grabs the side of Orga’s head and pounds it into the side of the building. Orga then places his own hands in the back of Yonggary and throws him through the building. Orga begins to taunt Yonggary, who then gets a fireball fired right into his mouth and explodes! Orga’s mouth quickly regenerates but Yonggary spears Orga to the ground for the pin: 1…2…! Oh Orga is able to get the shoulder up just in time. Orga suddenly…plays dead? What’s he hoping to accomplish? Yonggary stands over him and seems to be tapping himself on the shoulder, but then Orga fires his Shoulder Beam, which blows Yonggary through a skyscraper. Orga jumps high in the air and lands near Yonggary, who suddenly gets up and whacks Orga across the head. Yonggary quickly gets Orga’s leg while he’s out and pins: 1…2…3! And still Hardcore Champion…YONGGARY!

Tomzilla: Enough talk, next match! Crap…

Iguanoman: What?

Tomzilla: It seems Burtannus and Battra are not available! And after all this time they were finally going to fight one another…oh well. We shall go to our Main Event! We will have Team 1: Nuclear-Genesis taking on Team 5: Primal-Kings!

Team 1: “Nuclear-Genesis”: Godzilla, Gamera, Evangelion, Millennium Godzilla, and Angilas.

Team 2: “Primal-Kings”: Super Geon, Blizzard, Atomic Guy, Sauron, and Diablo!









Nuclear-Genesis                                        vs.                                                          Primal-Kings










November Wipeout Passer Match



Godzilla and Angilas walked through the city. Not far away he can see the other 3 apart of his, Godzilla’s, team. But suddenly Diablo runs up next to Angilas and fires a fire blast which powers Angilas into the side of Godzilla, stabbing him wit his spikes. Both fall down and now Sauron comes in and fires his Plasma Wave as Diablo releases his hot, burning, fire. Suddenly both are blasted away by an Atom Ray, which Millennium Godzilla fires. Sauron falls back first through a building as Diablo crashes into another. Gamera flies over the city, but suddenly a huge lightning blast attacks Gamera, and he falls from the sky and lands on to the ground. There Atomic Guy jumps onto him and begins to beat him across the face. To Atomic Guy’s right is a huge skyscraper, but then Evangelion’s fist bust is out and slams into Atomic Guy’s face sending him into the side of a building. Evangelion walks over and begins to pin Atomic Guy: 1…2…3! Atomic Guy is gone! And now Super Geon has just stabbed a horn through Evangelion’s hard, armor of a back! Evangelion struggles to turn towards Super Geon, but Super Geon gives him a shove and Evangelion falls face first into a factory. Evangelion isn’t moving…for his power plug has been taken off, slashed off. Super Geon rolls Evangelion on his back, with his feet. Super Geon prepares to pin until Godzilla releases his atomic blast, which blast is Super Geon into the ground. Godzilla charges up and fires his atomic blast once again which impacts against Super Geon’s chest, causing sparks to go up. Godzilla charges up again until his entire body begins to freeze! Blizzard comes from behind the frozen Godzilla statue and pushes it to the ground. Blizzard walks over and puts Evangelion into a headlock…Hydra lifts Evangelion’s hand up…1…2…3! Evangelion is out cold and he is out! Now Millennium Godzilla has his hands rapped around Sauron’s throat and choke slams him with both hands into the ground. Diablo charges towards Millennium Godzilla and suddenly Gamera shell tackles him through a skyscraper for a pin: 1…2…3! Diablo is gone! Sauron quickly bites Millennium Godzilla in the gut and rips it back and forth, but then Millennium Godzilla bear hugs him…then his entire body begins to glow and he uses a huge ATOM PULSE! Sauron roars in agony as his body is vaporized! Now Sauron, Diablo, and Atomic Guy are gone, as well as Evangelion. Now Blizzard and Super Geon are next to each other. Preparing to attack Gamera and Millennium Godzilla. But then Angilas back jumps his spikes into Blizzard’s back and crashes him into a building. Super Geon grows his huge horn from his nose and prepares to stab Angilas, until Godzilla grabs his arm and desolates his arm! Super Geon roars in pain as Gamera and Godzilla, as well as Millennium Godzilla begin to beat him down. Gamera gets an idea and tells Godzilla, Millennium Godzilla, and Angilas. They shake their heads and go on opposite sides of Super Geon. While they do this Gamera pins Blizzard: 1…2…3! Blizzard is gone and at the same time Godzilla, G2K, and Angilas jump back first onto SUPER GEON! They all pin: 1…2…3! Nuclear-Genesis advances!

Tomzilla: Well fans, I would like to apologize for being late. But we are done, and we will see you all on the net Saturday Horror!