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Saturday Horror #62


Montyzilla, who had recently become one with EVA2, searched the ocean relentlessy for Gaghiel.  MZ climbed out of the cockpit of the EVA, still in his Terran Marine suit.

“Permission to come on board Sir?”

MZ asked the Captain of the MWF’s carrier.

“Um, you own this ship.”

MZ grinned and joined the Captain aboard the carrier.  The Captain explained that finding Gaghiel was like looking for calories on Callista Flockheart.

“Gaghiel  can travel 10 knots faster than us. He’ll find us, not the other way around.  All we need is some bait…” Hinted the Captain.

“Why are you all staring at me?” MZ asks defensively.

“This plane has 12 B-52, which can drop enough depth charges on Gaghiel that he’ll make confetti look organized.” Assured the Captain.

MZ takes the hint, and climbs back into the cockpit of his EVA.  The sun glistens off the 2 huge battle axes.  EVA2/Montyzilla plunge into the ocean.  Gaghiel feels the EVA from faraway, and swims towards MZ at a tremendous pace, leaving a circular vortex behind him.  MZ stares at the control panel, which he custimely put in. It was a plain panel, but it had 2 game cube controllers attached to it, since MZ could never get the hang of controlling a normal EVA. Other than that, it looked like an office, with various TVs that were nothing more than rearview cameras and instruments.  MZ puts his rifle on his gun rack in his office, then sits down his chair, waiting for a long boring period of guard duty.  MZ slightly tilts back into his chair, and gives out a slight yawn.

FWOOSH! CLANK!

MZ jumps to his feet.  Gaghiel has come…  The EVA2 swings around and slices Gaghiel, barely.  Gaghiel laughs off the wound as nothing more than a cat scratch.  MZ pivots towards Gaghiel, as he menacingly swims around EVA2.

“Ah damn, I wish I had weaponary, not 2 boy scout knifes!”

Gaghiel swishes his tail to and fro, keeping his eyes centered on EVA2.  MZ remember how to arm the axes, and with a push of a button, the axes fling from EVA2s arms like a switch blade.  Gaghiel stared in horror as 2 huge axes sunk into his flesh.  The AT was like butter, and MZ’s axes were like a starved Anna Nichole.  Gaghiel intestines shoots out with a violent force. EVA2 grabs a handful of them, and Gaghiel came to an abrupta stop.  Gaghiel screeches in pain, trying to swim away. Until…

SNAP!
Gaghiels intestines rupture, sending halve digested fish, boats, and shit everywhere.  A purple colored water floats out of Gaghiel’s mouth.  The sight sickened yet relieved MZ. Gaghiel was pissed like a grade school teacher at the wrong time of the month. His beedy eyes became blood shot, and he opened wide like, *fill in the blank *.  MZ’s eyes just about popped out of his head, as he stares down the throat of a fish, filled with thousands of teeth.  Pure darkness engulfed MZ, as he switches to night vision, he sees his old friend Godzalla!

“Hey! I thought you were dead!” Screamed MZ over the intercom.

Godzalla shrugged, but he was angry at MZ for slicing open his leg.  MZ apologizes, and picks up his ultra low frequency radio, which can work in water.

”A hoi mate.  Could you do me a favor and get me the F*#@ out of here?” Bitches MZ

“Yes Sir, the B-52s are on there way, thanks for taking out the AT field.” Replies the radioman.

Thousands of depth charges fall from the sky, creating and equal number of splashes until the water is too turbulent to see blue water.  A few seconds later, the canisters of C-5 reach the proper depth.  Gaghiel looks at the barrels of death around him with little curiosisty, until thousand of yellow flashes erupt!  MZ is thrown around his office, and the sensor tell MZ that he’s sprung a leak!  MZ seals off the compartments in his leg that were ruptured, and looks at Godzalla who is scared shitless.  Gaghiel was no more.  Chunks of evil floated to the top, as crimson water surround MZ and Godzalla.

Gaghiel was no more, and Godzalla and MZ swam to the surface.  Godzalla was loaded onto a hospital ship, and mechanics aboard the carrier tried to fix MZ’s EVA2.  But they’d won!




Gamera stares at the huge square that sits on its point.  Laughing at how odd it looks.

Deathbeast points out, “That angel’s AT field is ungodly in it’s strength, and it has an a laser that can rip you in halve with ease.”

Gamera disappears in a cloud of smoke, as his two huge methane jets propelled him towards the heavens. Enferno and Deathbeast flap their wings in chase.  Gamera leads the charge, and dives upon Ramiel.  Several barrage of fireballs barely scorch the AT field, yet the fire splashes and lands everywhere in the forest, creating a crimson lighting that flickered with the winds.  DB has sparks crackle over his body, then a huge bolt of lightning crashes upon Ramiel, barely blowing the angels fuse.

“Don’t play with fire mother fu#$*r!” Howls enferno.  A stream of fire covers Ramiel, how finally reacts to the series of rapid acts.  A burst of amber, laser like light flashes past Enferno, almost.  Enferno tumbles out of the sky.  His shredded wing follows closely after like a leaf in the fall.  The forest acts like hundreds of punji sticks as Enferno collides with the ground.  A wave of crimson blood gushes down the mountain like an avalanche, splashes onto Ramiel.  The methane from Enferno floats around Ramiel like a heat wave.  Gamera takes advantage of this, and lugs a fireball towards the corpse of Enferno.

Ka-BOOM!

The wall of fire that erupts puts the mother ships of ID4 to shame.  Ramiel’s once powerful AT field is obliterated.  The square like angle glows a bright orange from the intense heat.  Deathbeast charges up and fires a volley of electric missile, each one splashing onto Ramiel, causing a shower of sparks.  Bits and pieces of molten metal sear Gamera’s flesh, causing him to smoke a bit.  DB and Gamera charge the now non-glowing cool looking Ramiel.  Gamera punches Ramiel, but his hand get’s stuck in his deceiving armor.  Gamera’s last good hand his stuck in Ramiel.

“For the love of God, first Irys and now this bullshit?” Whines Gamera

DB stares in horror as the flesh of Gamera is burned away.  Thankfully, Gamera covered the laser.  Ramiel is furious that Gamera dared punch him, and wanted him off.  Gamera’s last hand is sliced of by an amber laser.  Gamera reels back in shock.  The once semitric cube is now warped and lop sided from the intense heat, with a bone sticking out of one side.  DB picks up a hand full of trees, and throws them at Ramiel, to check his armor.  Ramiel charges up for another laser, just as Deathbeast is charging up for a volley of electric missile, and Gamera last but not least charges up his manna ray.  In a violent series of explosion, all 3 combatants lay dead.  The sudden exchange of superweapons was too powerful for the kaiju and angel.  Ramiel sliced Gamera in halve just after he fired his manna ray, releasing tons of flammable chemicals, and DB’s electric missiles set that off, killing Deathbeast and damaging Ramiel. But it was Gamera’s slow velocity mana ray that finished Ramiel off.  This is indeed a happy, yet sorrowful day for the MWF.



DinoDragonBoy: I can’t believe I’m piloting the most powerful of all the Eva units! Eva #1 kicks ass. It’s strange. But as I sit here at the controls I feel like I’ve done this a thousand times but this is actually the first time I’ve ever been here.

Tomzilla: That’s because you synched with that unit. I’m feeling the same way with #4.

Montyzilla: Ditto here with Eva #2! This is so freaking cool!

DinoDragonBoy (DDB) maneuvers the massive purple colored Evangelion into the battlefield. This once was an impressive city but now it is a ruined pile of destruction and rubble. Berlin at the end of WW2 looked in better condition. The ground shakes as the huge machine comes to a stop. DDB looks around and senses before he sees Ultraman Tiga land off to his right. Ultraman looks slightly leery at the Eva. He knows of their incredible power and wants no fight with it but would accept it if necessary. He sees that it will not be though as DDB waves an arm signaling in that one gesture that they are on the same side.

And it’s a good thing too. Because charging through the debris like some sort of monster not from Heaven but hell, comes the Angel Sachiel. The creature lets loose with a mighty screech and extends its spears from its hands and fires its projectile weapons targeting Eva #1. The missiles slam into the external shell and the Eva is knocked to the ground.

Ultraman takes flight but is too late to stop the Angel as it comes crashing down on the body of the Eva. DDB moves the Eva’s hands up and they clamp around the Angel’s arm as it tries to stab its enemy with the spear from its right hand. The spear is touching the face of the Eva and its very touch sends sparks and energy bolts coursing through the massive machine. DDB somehow feels the pain in his own body just as the energy shocks the hull of the Eva. He is indeed synched with it.

But Ultraman comes flying in from the side and rams Sachiel and bowls him over. Sachiel gets right up but Ultraman drop kicks him and sends him rolling over more ruins. The Angel gets up again and Ultraman again takes it down with an arm toss back flipping him and a cloud of dust appears as the huge Angel slams to the ground. The Angel is now enraged as it stands again and Ultraman again sends it tumbling with a blast from his particle beam.

More dust and smoke surround the fallen Angel. Now Sachiel is done screwing around. He stands up and as it does he fires a missile from his chest and his aim is accurate as it slams Ultraman in the body knocking him hundreds of meters. Sachiel comes screeching down at him but is taken down in a tackle by DDB in Eva#1! WOW! It looked like a linebacker plastering a running back as the Eva crushed the Angel and both go rolling across the wrecked city.

The Angel stands up but, from a crouched position, DDB aims the Eva’s rifle and fires a salvo of direct hits. Bullets the size of cars slam the Angel with incredible force and blow it off its feet. Sachiel roars in anger and pain as its hull is slammed hard and is rocked to its core. DDB guides his Evangelion in and opens its deadly progressive knife blade and prepares to finish off the Angel. But Sachiel has defeated many a foe, Godzilla among them. He is not one to go easily and shows just that.

The Angel is quick to its feet throwing the Eva off it. Sachiel stands now totally enraged at the double teaming its been taking and decides that is coming to an end. Sachiel takes aim at Eva #1 and fires missiles from both arms and its chest and all three score direct hits on the Evangelion sending it and DDB flying through the air. The Eva comes to a sudden stop, as it slams backward into a pile of rubble that once was an office building.

DinoDragonBoy: Oh god! It feels like I just got hit with a freight train. I …I can’t breathe!

Sachiel fires three more of its incredibly powerful missiles and the Eva is engulfed in a terrible explosion.

DinoDragonBoy: AAAAAAGGHHH!

Sachiel now turns back to Ultraman who has righted himself. One enemy down and this one to go. Ultraman takes a judo stance and fires his particle beam the energy bolt slams Sachiel and knocks him aside but the creature is not dissuaded from advancing on its foe.

Ultraman is very well skilled at hand to hand combat and is ready for it as they close together. Ultraman darts in and grabs one of the Angel’s arms for a flip. But he seems shocked that his move is blocked. The Angel then extends its harpoon lance from the other hand and rams it right through Ultraman’s body! Sparks and greenish fluid squirt out from the hole in his midsection and the cyborg is sent staggering back. But Ultraman Tiga is not one to go down without a fight. He stands ready and darts in again. Again the Angel tries to stick him but he’s ready this time and grabs both the harpoons and drops back in a monkey flip and sends Sachiel flying.

Ultraman shakes off the effect of his brutal stabbing and charges in and drops down on Sachiel with a body splash and begins hammering away with his powerful fists and the Angel is thrashing under the blows.

Meanwhile: Tomzilla in Eva #4

Tomzilla: DDB, what’s your status? …….DDB come in. Talk to me! Damn! What the hell is going on?

But DinoDragonBoy cannot respond. He hears the voice of his employer calling through the radio but his synch ratio with his Evangelion unit has suddenly gone off the charts. He seems to almost meld into the seat of the unit. It’s painful and yet somehow exciting all at once. But for the moment he and the Eva are immobile as the transformation takes place.

But Ultraman Tiga has the Angel Sachiel down and is not letting up. Sachiel goes to stab Ultraman again but the harpoon is blocked with one hand and Ultraman belts the beast with his other. The second lance darts forward and Ultraman catches that one too then head butts the Angel knocking it flat down. Ultraman now pulls it up and shows some incredible strength as he body slams Sachiel.

But as The Angel lies on its back it snakes its arms up around Ultraman’s body and trips him up. But instead of allowing him to fall Sachiel rights himself and slams Ultraman repeatedly off the ground never once losing grip of him. After the last body slam Sachiel extends its harpoon again and rams it right through the center of Ultraman’s back! Ultraman tenses up as he is pierced all the way through his body. He stands up and the tip of the lance is sticking out from his chest. Green goo oozes out around the wound and Ultraman looks to be fading. He tires to stagger away but the second harpoon skewers him. He looks down and sees another ugly projection from his chest dripping in blood.

With great effort Ultraman flips Sachiel over his back pulling the spears free of his body. Sachiel get up and fires another projectile that strikes Ultraman dead center of his badly damaged chest and he his sent flying through the air to come to a stop just in front of DDB and Eva #1. The Eva is showing signs of recovery. But with Sachiel coming in quickly there may not be time. Ultraman wearily staggers to his feet. His chest and body are torn open and he is bleeding and sparking badly. But somehow he knows that he has to buy the Eva some time.

Summoning up the last of his fading energy reserves Ultraman launches himself and flies straight at the Angel. He puts on a sudden burst of speed and slams right into the Angel’s body and then….BOOM! Oh my! Ultraman seems to have self destructed. What an act of bravery. Ultraman literally blew himself up sending the Angel Sachiel and himself into a fiery crater from the tremendous blast. It doesn’t seem like anything could have survived such a blast.

But wait! Sachiel is…I don’t believe it! Sachiel rises from the fiery crater. This being is incredibly powerful and tough to take a hit like that and survive. But as Sachiel raises so does Eva #1 and it has fully synched both mentally and now physically with DinoDragonBoy. The next phase of Evangelion evolution appears to have taken place and the unit roars at Sachiel who returns the challenge.

Sachiel charges forward and Eva #1 does too. The two great beings collide and it is the newly transformed Eva that comes out on top. Sachiel extends his deadly lances. Eva#1 grabs both of them and snaps them off at the base.

Sachiel appears to be getting ready to fire a missile. But Eva #1 sees a gash in the chest caused by Ultraman’s explosion. Both powerful hands of the Evangelion plunge into the crack and with a mighty rip Sachiel is torn wide open!

The being lets loose with a roar of pain and rage but its fate is sealed as its blood spatters across the landscape. The great being’s legs tense up then go limp. Eva #1 sits atop the torn open body then….What’s he doing? He’s …I can’t believe it. Eva #1 is eating Sachiel. Yes, the Evangelion is swallowing the gooey innards of the Angle, consuming its very core. Its disgusting but the more it eats the more it appears to want. And the Eva plunges its face into the open body like pig into a trough.

Once the last of the Angel is consumed Evangelion #1 now fully melded with DinoDragonBoy stands up. For the first time since the Angels invaded the sun breaks through with a small glimmer of light…and hope. Silhouetted in the growing sunlight the newly evolved Evangelion holds its arms out to its side and lets loose with a roar to the heavens. Now, infused with the awesome power of the Angel Sachiel, Evangelion #1 stands unchallenged as the most powerful force to ever walk the Earth. But can it be controlled?




Evangelion Units 0 and 4 leaped into action, searching for Bardiel, who has really affected the outcome of this massive war. Eva Unit 4 turned towards Eva Unit 0, who was currently holding the Positron Rifle.

Tomzilla: Allan, I’ll distract Bardiel long enough, and when it’s clear – pull the trigger!

Allan (Deathbeast): I will, but first off I want to kick his ass!

Eva Unit 0 dropped the positron rifle on the ground and ran straight towards Bardiel. Eva Unit 0’s right shoulder blade slipped out, Eva Unit 0 grabbed the “Progressive Knife”, and leaped at Bardiel – but Bardiel’s arms caught Unit 0 in mid air, and slammed him head first into the ground. Bardiel wrapped his hands around Unit 0’s neck, trying to not only choke the life out of Evangelion Unit 0/Allan, but also break the neck with his incredible strength. Bardiel had a sickening expression on his face; the thought of death intrigued him. Until Eva Unit 4 jumped into the air, did a front flip, and drop kicked both of his feet across Bardiel’s face, knocking him against the side of a skyscraper and falling onto the ground – the skyscraper soon tumbled down, burying the Angel in rubble/debris.

Tomzilla: You alright?

Allan: Yeah, thanks to you.

Tomzilla: Hey, you’d do the same for me and you saved all of us by killing the Queen.

Just as Bardiel burst from beneath the rubble, Eva Unit 0 ran straight towards him and tackled him to the ground. Unit 0 slammed his fist repeatedly against Bardiel’s face, slowly crushing the skull with each blow. Bardiel’s hands constricted themselves around Unit 0’s throat, levitated him high into the air, and threw him off of him. Bardiel rose to his feet, staring at the fallen Evangelion Unit 0 with hatred. Death will come to the Eva…the vile Angel thought. Bardiel jumped straight towards Eva Unit 0, with his hands clutched against the other, preparing to slam both fist across Unit 0’s skull – crushing it. As Bardiel closed in for the kill, Eva Unit 4 jumped into his path, Energy Sabers drawn.

Evangelion Unit 4 jumped straight towards Bardiel, who was flying towards him at the same time…both met, and Eva Unit 4 slashed Bardiel in half. Bardiel’s upper body flung through the air and slid across a street, covering it with blood. The other half slammed straight down on the ground, intestines and blood staining the ground beneath the corpse. Evangelion Unit 4’s feet slammed into the ground, right next to Bardiel’s head, whose eyes were still moving. Evangelion Unit 4 raised one of his feet and crushed Bardiel’s skull beneath it.

At long last, Bardiel has been defeated…


Tomzilla: Yes!!! We finally defeated Bardiel.

Allan: Yeah, thank god…how’s everyone else?

Both Evangelion Units 0 and 4 turned to see Unit 1 approaching them. Sachiel’s blood dripped from Eva Unit 1’s mouth, as his armor had been stained by the Angel’s blood. Unit 1 stopped…

Tomzilla: DDB?

DDB: Yeah…I’m here…

Tomzilla: Good, I thought your Eva went berserk. I could take you by myself, but if Eva Unit 1 went berserk, then it would’ve taken both Allan and me to take you out.

Allan: Where’s Montyzilla?

All the Eva Units turned to see Unit 2 walking towards them, water dripped from his arms and down his metallic chest. Unit 2 stopped and waved, indeed – everyone was here.

Montyzilla: Well, looks like everyone here, except us, is dead!

DDB: Does that mean we’ve won?

Tomzilla: I’m not sure, but I suggest we scope the area.

Everyone agreed and the Eva Units prepared to scope out the entire island, to see if anyone was left. Until, what was formally thought to be the sun’s light, streaking the dark sky, it really belonged to something else – some type of craft. All the Evangelion Units stopped and stared at the sky, seeing a gigantic space craft descending from the heavens. From certain ports of the space craft, 9 separate entities jumped away from the space craft and their wings un-folded on their backs.

Tomzilla: I don’t believe it…

Allan: What are they?

DDB: They look like Evangelion Units.

Tomzilla: They ARE Eva Units – they’re the Eva Series.

Montyzilla: You created them?

Tomzilla: No, but a former worker/announcer, right here at the MWF, long ago made plans to create…oh my god.

Allan: What?!

Tomzilla: He’s done this…something tells me, that he was the one responsible for all this destruction! Prepare for combat!

The Eva Series circled Evangelion Units 0, 1, 2, and 4, like vultures. Each Evangelion that was apart of the “Eva Series”, was colored white, carried a long blade like object, had long wings, and smiling faces…they landed, surrounding the 4 Evangelion Units.

Allan: You know, those “smiling” faces aren’t helping.

Tomzilla: Keep focused, they’re deadlier then they appear to be. They’re Evangelions after all, each should be considered very dangerous, and should be taken out as soon as possible!

Before an all out battle could ensue, from the lower part of the space craft, a compartment opened and an object hovered towards the ground. It had metal coating, metallic like spines, and resembled that of the King of the Monsters himself.

Tomzilla: Mecha Godzilla?!

Mecha Godzilla’s rocket boosters ignited and the mechanized monster flew towards the Evangelion Units and Eva Series. Mecha Godzilla, within 500 yards, stopped and landed on the ground. Nobody could believe that this was all set up by a mechanical monster…all the destruction and anarchy, was planned by a machine?! Mecha Godzilla’s mouth opened, admitting a loud digital roar. Even the ground rumbled from the powerful cries of the machine…suddenly, a voice that neither of the Eva Pilots could identify, spoke from a loud speaker, that was being admitted from Mecha Godzilla.

“So Tomzilla we meet once again…it’s been a while, old friend.”

Tomzilla: Who…why…

“Please, of all the people, you should know why! I after all helped make MWF what it is today. But did I get any credit? NO!”

Allan: Who the hell are you?

“I’m the guy who’s going to rip you all apart. Along with my “creations”, the “EVA SERIES”!

DDB: Please…whoever you are, I guarantee you will be crushed!

“Really…now, let’s see if you can back that up!”

Mecha Godzilla’s arms thrusted themselves towards Eva Unit 1’s position and fired the shock anchors, which wrapped themselves around Eva Unit 1’s legs! Afterwards Mecha Godzilla swiped the Eva off his feet, and dragged him across the ground. Eva Unit 2 pulled out his Progressive Knife, leaped towards the shock anchors, and just as he attempted to slice it in two, electrical volts of energy rippled through the anchors, electrifying both Evangelions Unit 1 and 2! Eva Unit 2’s knife acted like an electrical absorber, absorbing the energy and electrifying the Eva.

“See, not even two Eva’s can stop me…what makes you all think that the 4 of you, can defeat the 10 of us?”

But then, a loud roar echoed from the ruins of the city. Everyone turned towards what was left of the city, seeing nothing but smoke consume the air. Until a dark figure appeared, heading towards them. Just as Mecha Godzilla’s “Shock Anchors” un-wrapped themselves and returned to their compartments, a powerful stream of concentrated energy seared across Mecha Godzilla’s armor like coating. But the energy was quickly absorbed by the metallic coating and Mecha Godzilla saw who the offender was…Godzilla, himself. Now the tides have changed, or have they? Tune in on October 31st, Halloween night, when a battle between:



























Godzilla, Evangelion Units: 0, 1, 2, and 4
vs. The Eva Series & Mecha Godzilla


Next week, on MWF’s 2nd annual:

October
Halloween Carnage!

“Where EVIL lives…once again…”